1 00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:48,041 Hey 2 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:50,791 Safe to say I'm the biggest The largest 3 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:54,500 Been steppin' on shit since my mama Stayed In them apartments, regardless 4 00:00:54,583 --> 00:00:57,958 My daddy told me keep the heat Even when I'm in foreigns, I'm heartless 5 00:00:58,041 --> 00:00:59,291 These niggas is hatin' on me 6 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:01,625 Just because I'm the biggest, the largest 7 00:01:01,708 --> 00:01:03,416 The biggest� 8 00:01:06,583 --> 00:01:09,083 Here she is! Voted sexiest physician in New York City 9 00:01:09,166 --> 00:01:10,875 over the last six years, by me. 10 00:01:10,958 --> 00:01:12,208 It was unanimous. 11 00:01:12,291 --> 00:01:14,416 What's up, dummy? I missed you last night. 12 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,791 I missed you too. How many lives did you save? 13 00:01:16,875 --> 00:01:19,083 - Just three. - Three? You're not counting me? 14 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,458 You save my life every day. 15 00:01:20,541 --> 00:01:23,833 - I feel alive when I'm with you. - Aw, you're so sweet. 16 00:01:23,916 --> 00:01:26,541 - You're clearly in a good mood. - I am in a good mood. 17 00:01:26,625 --> 00:01:27,875 It's this Adweek article. 18 00:01:27,958 --> 00:01:31,125 - It's so good. - Yes, look at my man! 19 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:32,875 Your little lean over the desk is real cute. 20 00:01:32,958 --> 00:01:35,791 No, no, it's not cute. That's a power lean. 21 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:37,333 I'm asserting my dominance. 22 00:01:37,416 --> 00:01:40,083 Means we're a power couple, babe. A power couple. 23 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:43,375 Speaking of that, Mayo Clinic needs my decision ASAP. 24 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:46,708 That's really big. That puts you in position to be the head of surgery. 25 00:01:46,791 --> 00:01:48,916 I know, but it just doesn't feel right. 26 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,166 Besides, I'm excited for this next chapter of us here together. 27 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:53,250 "Miami Bitches"? 28 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:55,791 - I've been doing a lot of thinking. - What's goin' on? 29 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:58,500 - And I'm just� I'm ready to do this. - What the fuck? 30 00:01:58,583 --> 00:02:00,916 You gotta be shittin' me. I know you fuckin' lyin'. 31 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,458 - Uh-uh. - Babe, for real? 32 00:02:02,541 --> 00:02:03,541 What the fuck? No. 33 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:07,000 That is not the answer I wanna hear after saying I'm excited for our next chapter. 34 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,583 Babe, no. I just got a bunch of random text messages, 35 00:02:09,666 --> 00:02:11,708 and it ended with a dick doin' a windmill. 36 00:02:11,791 --> 00:02:14,833 - That's what I'm referrin' to. - You're having an eventful morning. 37 00:02:14,916 --> 00:02:17,875 So I'm gonna let you handle that, and you just holler at me later, okay? 38 00:02:17,958 --> 00:02:19,375 Okay, we'll talk later. Hey. Hey! 39 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:20,333 I love you. 40 00:02:20,416 --> 00:02:21,916 - Love you. - Savin' my life. 41 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,541 - I'm heartless - Clear! 42 00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:26,375 Hatin' on me just because I'm the biggest, the largest 43 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:28,666 The biggest, the largest, hey 44 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,708 - Morning, Joe. - How you doin'? 45 00:02:31,791 --> 00:02:33,791 - Hi, Joe. - Good morning, Tracy. 46 00:02:33,875 --> 00:02:36,833 Amazing job on that presentation. Super proud of you guys. 47 00:02:36,916 --> 00:02:38,500 - Oh, thanks. - There he is. 48 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:41,041 - Oh! - Our new chief creative officer! 49 00:02:41,125 --> 00:02:43,291 No, Barry, don't do that. Don't jinx me. 50 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:46,750 Nobody's made an official decision. Put it back in your pants until they do. 51 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,416 Everybody knows you're the boss man's top pick. 52 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:52,166 Just stop. What the fuck are you wearing? What is that on your face? 53 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:53,875 - These? Smart glasses. - What? 54 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:56,291 I'm building a campaign for this bullshit wearables company. 55 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:58,833 It's got Internet, I can listen to music. And it records video. 56 00:02:58,916 --> 00:03:00,666 You're recording me right now? 57 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:02,166 Don't look at me like that. 58 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:05,625 Your eyes gettin' all weird. Are they the Pervert 7000s? What the fuck? 59 00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:07,333 They have a whole suite of wearables. 60 00:03:07,416 --> 00:03:08,666 Look at this necklace. 61 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:11,250 - That's a camera too? - It's a sexy body cam. 62 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:13,375 Oh, shit. Is that the campaign? 63 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:15,125 - Absolutely not. - Fuck, yeah. 64 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:16,458 - No. - Sexy body cam. 65 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:18,208 I don't know what you're trying. 66 00:03:18,291 --> 00:03:19,458 But I'm not the audience. 67 00:03:19,541 --> 00:03:22,708 - See the world from between your nipples. - Look, Barry, you gotta see this. 68 00:03:22,791 --> 00:03:25,500 I got added to a random group chat. 69 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:26,875 - The hell is this? - I don't know. 70 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:30,333 Boys! Men! In 24 hours, we touch down in Miami 71 00:03:30,416 --> 00:03:32,083 to give away Mason Moses. 72 00:03:32,166 --> 00:03:34,291 - Aka Emily's bitch! - Aaah! 73 00:03:34,375 --> 00:03:36,541 - "Emily's bitch"? - Show up with a good attitude. 74 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:38,333 And yes, I'm talkin' to you, Hunter. 75 00:03:38,416 --> 00:03:41,708 No one gives a shit about your breakup, you giant white pussy. 76 00:03:41,791 --> 00:03:43,833 I have secured a Deluxe BNB 77 00:03:43,916 --> 00:03:47,333 that can only be described as "within our agreed-upon budget." 78 00:03:47,416 --> 00:03:49,625 Oh my God. It looks like a goddamn prison cell. 79 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:52,875 And, yeah, it looks sus. But that's 'cause we're broke, okay? 80 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:55,333 - What? - But for three days, we get Mason! 81 00:03:55,416 --> 00:03:57,875 Before he puts his penis in dick jail. 82 00:03:57,958 --> 00:04:00,291 - Clink! - You know what? I'm gonna help these guys. 83 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:03,000 - What� what are you doing? - "Hey, guys, my name is Joe." 84 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:05,833 "Uh, one of you is an idiot, and you can't type for shit, 85 00:04:05,916 --> 00:04:08,083 which is why I am in the chat." 86 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:10,958 "No worries. I was young and broke once too." 87 00:04:11,041 --> 00:04:12,916 "I come bearing gifts." 88 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:17,583 "Here's� $200 via Venmo." 89 00:04:17,666 --> 00:04:20,500 "Consider your first round of drinks on me." 90 00:04:21,958 --> 00:04:23,458 Did you actually just pay them? 91 00:04:23,541 --> 00:04:24,708 Yeah, I did. 92 00:04:24,791 --> 00:04:26,625 - Okay. - Real recognizes real. 93 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:29,208 These guys just don't stop. 94 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:31,250 They're inviting me. 95 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:33,375 - To Miami? - Yeah, they want me to go. 96 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:36,125 Joe, they're ready for you. Terry can't wait to see your presentation. 97 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:38,458 - You have the presentation ready? - Yeah, of course. 98 00:04:38,541 --> 00:04:39,708 I got this. 99 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:46,458 Each generation has a moment where we define who we are. 100 00:04:46,541 --> 00:04:47,708 There's no cap. 101 00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:52,708 Where we see our ops gettin' dubs and say, "Bet, we about to eat, fam." 102 00:04:52,791 --> 00:04:54,791 'Cause we on some vibey-type shit. 103 00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:59,375 And now that it's our time, we're gonna rizz all over it. 104 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:02,083 Unlimited Premium Vodka. 105 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:03,208 Rizz up! 106 00:05:03,291 --> 00:05:04,750 - Barry? - I don't stop 107 00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:07,291 Mmm? 108 00:05:09,041 --> 00:05:11,083 Rizz up. 109 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:13,958 Oh, I don't need a clap. 110 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:15,750 You don't have to clap. 111 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:17,958 Ugh. That was so cringe. 112 00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:19,708 - Yeah. - Sorry, Daniel, what'd you say? 113 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:21,458 I said it was cringe, Joe. 114 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:23,750 - Everybody, I'm gonna need the room, okay? - Yeah. 115 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:26,250 - All right. Let's, uh� - Joe, could you hold back? 116 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:31,416 You know, your last three campaigns, they've been total misses for Gen Z. 117 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:35,458 That Fanta ad where the two bottles are talking about changing pronouns 118 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:38,083 from "he" to "him" to "refreshing" and "delicious," 119 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:39,916 I� What the fuck was that? 120 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,750 - Just trying to be inclusive... - I mean, the sales just tanked. 121 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:48,958 The board has said that if you can't land Unlimited as a client, 122 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:52,250 then we're gonna have to do a pivot and maybe bring in somebody younger 123 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:55,208 for the chief creative officer position, okay? 124 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:56,666 Somebody like� you know, Daniel. 125 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,625 - You're talkin' about that Daniel? - Yeah. 126 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:01,208 You just don't seem to get youth culture anymore. 127 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,875 I mean, if we're gonna survive as an agency, 128 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:07,208 we can't be seen as old. 129 00:06:07,291 --> 00:06:11,500 Then let me� let me win the Unlimited campaign back. 130 00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:13,583 Give me a chance to win it back. 131 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:15,625 Terry, give me 72 hours. 132 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,041 Let me go get it. 133 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:22,666 If you can land that Unlimited campaign, then� the CCO is yours. 134 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,333 But if you fuck me, 135 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:27,416 you'll be out of a job. 136 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:28,875 I will not fuck you. 137 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:31,125 I can't lose this job. 138 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:32,958 You always talk about startin' your own shop. 139 00:06:33,041 --> 00:06:36,041 So maybe now is the moment, okay? I'll come work for you. 140 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:39,125 Barry, I say a lot of shit. Just because I say it doesn't mean I'mma do it. 141 00:06:39,708 --> 00:06:41,875 I've been climbin' this corporate ladder for ten years. 142 00:06:41,958 --> 00:06:44,958 Ten years I've been climbin' this ladder. I'm not ready to jump off. 143 00:06:45,041 --> 00:06:47,833 More importantly, what the fuck am I gonna say to Jen? She just moved in. 144 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:52,583 Goddamn kids. No, guys. They're tryin' to get me to come party. 145 00:06:52,666 --> 00:06:56,083 I'm not goin' to go party with a bunch of 20-something-year-olds. No, thank you. 146 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,916 �be the ADHD, or my personality� 147 00:07:01,541 --> 00:07:02,583 Oh, my. 148 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:05,666 Barry, the group chat. The bachelor party. 149 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:06,666 What about it? 150 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,291 What if this is my opportunity 151 00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:10,916 to get feet first in a manner like nobody else has? 152 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,083 Matter of fact, my pitch, basically, 153 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,375 is comin' from their mouths straight to the CEO's. 154 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:18,166 Are we sure you're actually invited? Or are they just fucking with you? 155 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,958 No, I'm not. So we put a feeler out. 156 00:07:21,666 --> 00:07:23,708 - A feeler. See what they say. - Put out a feeler. 157 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:27,250 "All right, guys, look, if you want me to go, I'll consider on one condition." 158 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:29,541 Oh, somebody's typin'. 159 00:07:30,666 --> 00:07:32,250 Oh, you fuckin' with me, huh? 160 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:36,958 All right, well, "How about if I foot the bill for this?" 161 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,375 Hey! Have you seen my Just for Men? 162 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:46,875 Yes, baby, it's right here, but I don't think you need it. 163 00:07:46,958 --> 00:07:48,208 I like the silver fox look. 164 00:07:48,291 --> 00:07:50,875 No, when them grays start popping, you gotta take it down. 165 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:53,250 - That's why I need it. Was it downstairs? - Yes. 166 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,583 Leavin' stuff all over the place. Losin' my mind. 167 00:07:55,666 --> 00:07:58,541 - Okay, well, what are you packing for? - Uh� 168 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:02,041 - I don't want you to panic. Be cool. - Okay. 169 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:03,333 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 170 00:08:06,541 --> 00:08:09,166 - I didn't get the promotion. - Wait, what? 171 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,000 - The pitch tanked. - What happened? 172 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:13,166 - Terry feels like I'm gettin' too old. - Damn! 173 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:17,416 - I'm sorry, baby. - It's fine. Right? 174 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:20,833 Like, I don't really agree with the whole "I'm gettin' old" thing, 175 00:08:20,916 --> 00:08:23,708 but, uh� that's how he feels, you know? 176 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:24,958 I think that's nuts. Ouch. 177 00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:26,958 But it is what it is. 178 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:31,291 But it's cool, that gives me a second to kinda reprioritize things in my life. 179 00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:34,583 Get myself together, think about things that are important to me as a man. 180 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:38,208 When I talk about takin' a leap, it means change. 181 00:08:38,291 --> 00:08:40,833 You cannot be afraid of change. 182 00:08:41,416 --> 00:08:43,375 I think that I'm at a� a point 183 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:45,750 where I just wanna make better decisions for us. 184 00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:47,333 - Yes. - Do more for us. 185 00:08:47,416 --> 00:08:49,666 - Yes. Yes. - Be more for us. 186 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:54,333 I'mma go to Miami. 187 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:56,375 What? 188 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:59,375 Remember the group chat where I had the guys in there? I'm gonna go. 189 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:02,166 I think I can fix this pitch by studying them in Miami. 190 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,958 So you're gonna go to a stranger's bachelor party? 191 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:06,375 Yeah. 192 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,541 I feel like a fool. 193 00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:11,833 Oh, sh� 194 00:09:11,916 --> 00:09:12,958 Okay. 195 00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:16,500 Hey, you didn't think I was proposin', did you? 196 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:19,791 Yes! The commitment, settling down? 197 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:22,458 Come on, now, what about those things scream "proposal"? 198 00:09:22,541 --> 00:09:23,708 Joe, you're on one knee. 199 00:09:23,791 --> 00:09:25,958 Yeah, uh, 'cause I'm puttin' stuff in my bag. 200 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:28,083 Okay, wait. Okay. 201 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,875 Oh, God. 202 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:33,083 Babe, I don't think you understand the magnitude of what's going on, 203 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:35,958 so just let me� let me break it down for you, okay? 204 00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:38,375 I am in jeopardy of losing my job. 205 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:41,583 That means my plan for our future together is in shambles. 206 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:44,833 I'm sorry, babe. The last thing on my mind is marriage. 207 00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:46,250 Excuse me? 208 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:49,500 What did you say? What does that even mean? 209 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:52,291 We're kids. Like, we're so young. Why are you... 210 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:54,958 - We're not kids. - What is happening right now? 211 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,958 What do you want me to do, hmm? 212 00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:01,791 You want me to wait around for you to grow up? 213 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:03,750 Please don't make me do that. 214 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,583 I really hope you enjoy that bachelor party. 215 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:11,125 Well, that means a lot. Thank you. 216 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:21,416 Come down, come down to Miami 217 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,791 Hey, babe. Just touched down in Miami. 218 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,458 I'm feeling a little bit weird about the way that we left things. 219 00:10:26,541 --> 00:10:28,791 I just want you know that I love you. Call me when you can. 220 00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:33,875 - Come down, come down to Miami - Hey! 221 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:36,375 It's the fake freshman! 222 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:38,125 - Hey, guys. - What's up, unc? 223 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,708 - You good? - Yeah, sounded like you said "unc." 224 00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:45,916 - Oh, well, I� I did. - Yeah. 225 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:46,875 - OG. - Okay. 226 00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:49,541 I don't know who's who. You're just a bunch of numbers in my phone. 227 00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:51,375 I got you. Uh, I'm Nick, best man. 228 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:53,083 - Hey. Okay? - Okay. Got it. 229 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:56,000 This racially ambiguous pussy is the bride-to-be, 230 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:57,833 my best friend, Mason Moses. 231 00:10:57,916 --> 00:10:59,958 Mason Moses. How you doin'? 232 00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:02,666 - Nice to meet you. - Hey, he's taking a big step, man. 233 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,833 - I'm real proud of you, dawg. - Thank you. 234 00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:05,875 Shut the fuck up, bitch. 235 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,458 I'm not proud of you for shit. Getting married's for pussies. You're a big pussy. 236 00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:10,875 Anyways, uh, this is Hunter. 237 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,791 - Yeah. - More of a gatherer, but good guy. 238 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:14,375 Hunter. How are you, man? 239 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:15,666 - How are ya? - Good. 240 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:18,333 Is there a last name, or is it just Hunter? 241 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,875 It was gonna be Mr. Matthews if things had worked out. 242 00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:22,958 Bro, fuck her, dawg. Let it go. 243 00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:25,333 That sounds really nice, actually. I would love to fuck her. 244 00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:27,833 - You were gonna take her last name? - Yeah, why wouldn't I? 245 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:29,833 Be the honor of my life. 246 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,791 Okay. Got it. Hunter. 247 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,708 - Hunter it is. - Yeah, and then there's, uh� 248 00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,708 Oh, where the fuck is Freshman? 249 00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:38,041 Oh! 250 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,416 - Bad dog! - Whoa. 251 00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,916 Hey. Don't go over there. There's a dog over there. He is not happy. 252 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,791 I tried to climb that fence, but I couldn't. 253 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,500 You didn't have to do all that. Joe's here. 254 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,958 He's got the code. He'll let us in. 255 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:53,000 - Oh. - Joe, this is Freshman. 256 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,875 Oh, you old. Like, vintage. 257 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,583 - Freshman, huh? - Mm-hmm. 258 00:11:57,666 --> 00:11:59,208 Why they call you Freshman? 259 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:01,666 Nobody knows for real. It's been so long, we've all forgotten. 260 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,125 We call you Freshman 'cause you repeated freshman year. 261 00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:05,333 Oh! 262 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:07,416 Yeah, it was� it was way harder the second time. 263 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,750 - They added letters to the math. - Aah. 264 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,666 - Yeah. - What do you say we check out the spot? 265 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:14,125 - Absolutely, right? - Let us in, Joe. Come on. 266 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,166 Let's, uh� check it out. 267 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:17,083 Whoo, baby-baby 268 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,041 Smells like money 269 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:21,458 Open my wallet� 270 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,458 Hey, y'all think this real gold? 271 00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:26,458 - Don't blow the lights, dawg! - Shit! 272 00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:28,041 Whoa, look at the backyard, bro! 273 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:30,541 - Looks like a football field. - This room is insane. 274 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,750 Get mine, get mine, get mine Get yours, bitch, I'mma get mine 275 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:37,958 - Get up, get up, get up� - Mason, look! It's like a forest out here! 276 00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:39,416 With no trees. 277 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,208 Smell like money 278 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:44,083 Hey, guys! Can we live here forever? 279 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,166 Please? 280 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,166 Hey, what'd I say? Paradise, right? 281 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,958 - Whoo! - Yes, sir. 282 00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,583 Yo. All right, listen. Let's talk about the itinerary for tonight. 283 00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:55,500 We gotta make some bad decisions. We gotta get Mason arrested, okay? 284 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,125 So, tonight, party bus. We tear up South Beach. 285 00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,541 - No survivors. - Hmm! 286 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,833 Then, tomorrow morning, we grilling and chilling by the pool. No survivors. 287 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,875 - Uh-huh. - Nick, I like where you at, man. 288 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,791 This y'all first time partying with the big dog. 289 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,375 - Ooh! - Yeah. And I plan on bein' off the leash. 290 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,750 So I could bite anybody. 291 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,375 Gotta kick it off with a big bang. 292 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,708 Pow! Pow! Got a gift for y'all. 293 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,500 Oh, you ain't gotta do that. That's... 294 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:18,750 No, I had to. 295 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:21,000 We gonna party, we got to party right. 296 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,125 Yeah. 297 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,583 Let me get it. Let me get my... 298 00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:25,500 - Up. - No, I got it. There you go. 299 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:26,625 - Wow. - Oh, okay. 300 00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:29,250 There you go. You said you don't wanna survive, right? 301 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,625 Whoomp, there it is. 302 00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:34,208 - Ooh� - No survivors! 303 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,083 Damn! Okay. 304 00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,625 You know they sell alcohol here too, right? 305 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:41,625 - Thank you, bro, for all the booze. - Yeah. 306 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,833 - It's maybe too much? - No, man, ain't no such thing. 307 00:13:44,916 --> 00:13:47,166 - Just told you, you with the big dog now. - Right. 308 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,625 It's my job to make sure you guys have a good time. 309 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:50,750 - Thanks. - I mean that. 310 00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:54,166 Sure, it's a little bit weird that this old man got us all this alcohol, 311 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,166 but this little man got a big wallet, boys. 312 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,333 He's flexin'. Thank you, bro. We appreciate it. 313 00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,291 - Hey! - Oh! 314 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,958 Mmm. He said it. 315 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,541 He a little angry leprechaun. 316 00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,750 Nick, I meant to ask you, man. I saw that invite video. It was really good. 317 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,125 - Oh, thanks. - Is that your gig? 318 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:12,958 Oh, no, Nick's unemployed. This weekend is basically his whole life. 319 00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,041 Oh. 320 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,375 Just like Elizabeth was mine. Heh. 321 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:19,583 Yeah, you know what? I'm not unemployed. I'm just in between careers. 322 00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:21,291 - You and E broke up? - Yeah, man. 323 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,833 That was the love of your life, man. She was perfect. 324 00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:24,958 That must've hurt. 325 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:27,416 Just saying, guys, it's gonna be a lot of tears this weekend. 326 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,541 Hey, fuck that. No tears. 327 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,208 May turn this bitch into Eat, Pray, Love. 328 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,500 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey! 329 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,166 I just told y'all the big dog is here. Come on, now! 330 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,583 If anything, it's gonna be tears of joy. You hear me? 331 00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:40,708 And you already know the vibes. 332 00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:42,500 Got him. 333 00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:45,541 Aah! Look, I'm gonna make drinks. 334 00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:47,708 You wanna get things started, do it yourself. 335 00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:51,000 Four� Rob Roys. 336 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,125 Yeah. Shaken, not stirred. 337 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,625 I'm gonna make sure he's not drugging us. 338 00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:55,708 - Yep. - Good idea. 339 00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:58,208 - Uh� - This place is nuts. 340 00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,166 - Joe! How you doing, bro? - Hey. 341 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,833 - I'm good, man. This is cool. - Yeah. Yeah. 342 00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:05,666 I just wanted to tell you, bro, uh, it's really weird that you came. 343 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,708 - Really? - I had no idea you were, like, 50. 344 00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:09,916 No, man, I'm 40. 345 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,125 Oh, 40, yeah. That's� that's still so many years to be. 346 00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:17,083 No, man, 40 is the new 20. 347 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,000 It's a lot. 348 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,833 Look, man, if I offended you in the chat, 349 00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:21,875 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 350 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,458 I was just messin' around. I hope you didn't take that seriously. 351 00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:25,708 Joe. Joe, we're good. 352 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,666 - Okay. - It's like I'm hanging with my dad. 353 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:28,750 Or not. 354 00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:32,916 Listen, all I'm trying to say is this is me and Mason's, like, last hang 355 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,666 before he does this crazy marriage thing. 356 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,250 - He going to jail, pretty much. - Mmm. 357 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,291 That woman is scary. 358 00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,041 - She not gonna let him out the house. - Yeah. 359 00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,750 It's a big deal that we spend time together 360 00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:44,083 and kinda keep this a perfect weekend. 361 00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:47,125 I get it, but I wanna let you know so you can be more comfortable. 362 00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,041 - I'm here to hang with the gang. - Okay. 363 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,083 I ain't here to get in the way. I'm out the way. 364 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:54,791 And if I ever get in the way, then you pull me to the side and say, "Joe, move." 365 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:55,791 - Okay? - Okay. 366 00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:58,333 - I'm pickin' up what you're layin' down. - All right. We good? 367 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,208 - Yeah, we good. This is great. - Come on, Joe. All right. 368 00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,916 Hey, we ain't going nowhere until y'all finish these Rob Roys! 369 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,583 All right, Joe. 370 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,125 You... 371 00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:11,958 I know you fucking lying. 372 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,875 I mean, come on, Joe. 373 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,041 Fuck, man! 374 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,708 You just... Oh, that's terrific. 375 00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:22,041 We can find somewhere to go in this Miami book. 376 00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,375 Freshman, where'd you get that? 377 00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:26,083 A lady at the airport gave it to me. She was nice. 378 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,333 Bro, this is in Arabic. 379 00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:31,000 - And it got pictures in it. - Hey, if you like it, I love it. 380 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,375 - Dale, dale - Get nasty, get freaky 381 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,708 - You sexy, you fine - Okay 382 00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:40,041 - Go, go, go - Go 383 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,208 Go, girl 384 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,000 Go, go, go, girl 385 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,416 Oh, God. 386 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,416 Hey, Jaze, we recorded this earlier. 387 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000 At the old mansion. 388 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,458 Some guy walked in the boss's summer closet. 389 00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:09,583 - He's got a lot of nerve. - Ah, fuck. 390 00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:12,666 - Okay, did you lock the door? - Just like you said, yeah. 391 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,041 - And you put that little label on it? - Yeah. 392 00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:17,041 He's taking the boss's clothes. 393 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,166 All right. Relax. It's okay, man. 394 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:22,583 If I knew using Deluxe BNB would attract renters that were such assholes, 395 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,375 I would not have used Deluxe BNB. 396 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,916 We're gonna turn this into a win. That's what we do. 397 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,041 Keep his security deposit, double his cleaning fee, 398 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,125 charge for repairs, upsell him on the missing items. 399 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,458 - You got it, boss. - One more thing. 400 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,041 I want you to watch this guy. 401 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,166 Oh, shit, here she comes. 402 00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:47,416 I don't know. I feel ridiculous, but this is all I could find on such short notice. 403 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,416 Nah, man, you look like a bad genie. 404 00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:52,625 - I like it. - Yeah? 405 00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:54,083 He looks great, right, guys? 406 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,833 Yeah, man, you look like shorter Pitbull. 407 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,375 Yeah. 408 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,666 Gotta get two. 409 00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:10,625 - Oh, we gotta get beer. - What about this? 410 00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:11,916 - Prosecco? - Yeah. 411 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,208 No. Know what that is? 412 00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,708 - This is my mom drink. - Exactly,. 413 00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:16,125 Note to self. 414 00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:19,375 The younger generation. You know, it's not just about the product, 415 00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,458 but it's about what they mix with the product. 416 00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:22,458 What's the right drink? 417 00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,375 Hey, what's up, Joe? 418 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,958 - Hey. - What was that? 419 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,833 I was about to make a call. Just� Nothin'. 420 00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:28,875 And what's that? 421 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,291 Oh, necessary. 422 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,083 - Yeah. - Oh, okay. Whatever, man. 423 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,541 I'm just noticing you're not buying a lot of alcohol. So� 424 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,208 What's your deal? You� you more of a� 425 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,166 Do I have allergies? 426 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:42,416 - I don't understand what you're asking me. - Cocaine! Do you do cocaine? 427 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,916 No! I'm not no cocaine guy. 428 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,375 It's my rule. No more cocaine. 429 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,541 Last time I did it, I was watchin' the Scarface movie. 430 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:50,625 While I was watching the movie, my wires got crossed. I ended up blacking out. 431 00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:54,208 I don't know. I turn into a different guy when I do cocaine. So no cocaine. 432 00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:55,500 It happens to me too. 433 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,583 - With Chinese food. - Oh, that's bad. 434 00:18:57,666 --> 00:19:01,125 What do you do? Do you do, like, the� the eyes and the voice? 435 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,208 Like, "Ooh� wha� whaaa�" 436 00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:04,791 - "Aah�" - Are you� No! What? 437 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,000 - Are you outta your mind? - Yeah, you can't. 438 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,666 Not in today's time. They'll cancel you. 439 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,291 - Jesus. - Sorry. 440 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:13,541 First time she cheated on me, I said, "Fine. You know what? Everyone gets one." 441 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:17,333 Right? Second time? Okay. Third time, it's starting to feel like a pattern. 442 00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:20,416 That third time, I was like, "He's really a bitch, man." 443 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,166 - Yeah. - All right. 444 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,250 You gotta understand, that's crazy, dawg. 445 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,666 Well� you don't have to say that. 446 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,666 And, like, at least it was, like, a Black guy, so� 447 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,875 - That was cool. Like, she was inclusive. - Yeah. 448 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:31,041 - You know? - It's diversity. 449 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,958 Yeah. She a nice person for that, dawg. 450 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:33,958 Okay. 451 00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,833 What you� No, no, no, no. 452 00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:38,291 Your money's no good here. 453 00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,208 That's gold. 454 00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,208 Gold 'cause I'm bold, okay? 455 00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,875 These young guys want it, they get it. 456 00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,666 - Hey. Oh no. - Uh, you gon' get it. 457 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,541 What kind� How this cap on? What you gotta do? 458 00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,583 - Just twist it. - Twist it, now? Get outta here. 459 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:53,083 I remember when I was doin' it comin' up, it was just a simple snap and pop. Okay? 460 00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,208 Mmm. 461 00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,333 Oh. 462 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,041 You doing the whole bottle? 463 00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,958 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 464 00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,958 Yeah, see, what you gotta do is coat your stomach. 465 00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:05,625 But that's not enough. Now you throw the real coat on. 466 00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:08,166 - You're not gonna drink both. - No, you got to do it. 467 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,208 Number two, what you gon' do? 468 00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,041 - No, Joe. - Oh, come on, man. 469 00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,291 - Oh, my God. - I don't think that's safe, man. 470 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,458 Mmm. 471 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,875 - You all right? - Yep. 472 00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:20,041 - Ugh. - Jesus. 473 00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:22,750 That's that, brother. We keep it up! Yeah! 474 00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:23,666 Oh! 475 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,375 Hey, Joe, can I offer you some ZYN? 476 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,250 - I'm sorry? - See, Joe, I'mma do two. 477 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,208 Lower deck. 478 00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:29,833 - Oh, shit! - Upper deck. 479 00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,583 If you gonna do two, then I'mma do three. 480 00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:32,666 Oh! 481 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,208 Run a triangle offense. Two at the top, one at the bottom. 482 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:38,041 I'm going Chicago Bulls. Championship squad. 483 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,583 Scottie Pippen, Toni Kukoc, they at the top. Mmm? 484 00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:42,000 Mmm? Right there. 485 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:45,708 I'mma put Michael Jordan in the paint. Here you go. Fly. 486 00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:49,208 - They're supposed to sit on your gums. - Oh, okay. I'll put it down there, then. 487 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,083 - But I can drink with it, right? - Yes, you can. 488 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,916 - Why don't we keep it up? Yeah. - Pour me up. Pour me up, pour me up. 489 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,583 - Let's keep it goin'. - Let me get that. 490 00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:56,833 Hey, hey, hey. Joe, Joe, Joe. 491 00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:58,750 - Joe. - Come on, man. I ain't gonna post it. 492 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,125 - What are you gonna do with it? - I ain't been out like this. 493 00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,041 - Are you gonna jerk off to that later? - What? 494 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,333 Guys, guys. Let Joe get his video. 495 00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:09,083 But after that, no phones, no social media. 496 00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:10,666 Yeah, just have fun! 497 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,875 - Yeah! - Whoo! 498 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,416 Fuck, yeah! Hell, yeah! 499 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,833 Listen up, boys. Hey. Time to do emotional check-ins. 500 00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:22,416 - The fuck is that? - Emotional check-ins before we go out. 501 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,125 - Come on. - Make sure everyone's copacetic. 502 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,791 I'm sorry, I don't� I don't follow. 503 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,125 I'll start. Um� 504 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,333 Ooh! I feel appreciated. 505 00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:31,625 - Mmm! - Good. 506 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,916 - I'm feeling grateful. - Ah, I like that. 507 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,416 - Boys' trip, Miami, bachelor party. - Yeah! 508 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,625 I feel Miami. 509 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,250 - All right. - It's more of a city than a feeling, but� 510 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,083 But I do though. I feel Miami. 511 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:46,791 - If he feels Miami� - I'm, uh, feeling a little emasculated. 512 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,916 You got circumcised? 513 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,916 Hey, Joe, how you feeling, man? 514 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,541 - Hmm? - How you feelin'? 515 00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,041 Oh, with the� 516 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,583 - Pass. - Pass? 517 00:21:58,666 --> 00:22:00,250 I don't wanna be in no therapy session. 518 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,458 I understand that it can be scary to share emotions, 519 00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,208 especially with people you just met, 520 00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:07,541 but it took a lot of courage for Freshman to tell us that he was feeling Miami. 521 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:09,041 - That was big of you, bro. - Thanks. 522 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:11,041 I'm feeling lit. You want one, there you go. 523 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:12,208 I'm gonna keep gettin' lit. 524 00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,541 Pow! Hold on. Pow! 525 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,708 Yeah. 526 00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:18,416 - Question. My lip's startin' to get numb. - That's normal. 527 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,958 Like, this shit right here is startin' to shut down a bit. 528 00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:22,500 But� that's what it's supposed to be? 529 00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:25,375 - Have you been swallowing them? - Scottie Pippen and Toni Kukoc gone. 530 00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:27,916 You swallowed Scottie Pippen and Toni Kukoc? 531 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,916 - You feel fine? You're fine. - I can keep drinkin'. 532 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,208 - Oh, we drinkin'. - Yeah! 533 00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:33,750 Everybody else in here thinkin'. I'm the only one drinkin'. 534 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:34,916 I feel Miami! 535 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,041 I let shorty clean the pendants 536 00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:38,375 I'm a diamond in the rough 537 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,875 -24 carats, VV's in the slugs - Uh! Hey! 538 00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:42,708 Rings go off Like Michael with the glove 539 00:22:42,791 --> 00:22:45,000 Only one mobbin' With designers and the thugs 540 00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:47,333 When we shop at Rick Owen Bring a bottle full of bub 541 00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:50,250 Couple platinum records later Still I got the game locked� 542 00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,041 No, no. You know what� what I'm gonna do? 543 00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:53,458 Freshman, put some old school on. 544 00:22:53,541 --> 00:22:54,666 - Okay. - Hit me with it! 545 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,666 - I'm goin' to my dad playlist. - Come on, Fresh. 546 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,458 - They call me Big Elly, Big Silly - Whoo! 547 00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:01,083 - Okay. - I know you fucking lying. 548 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:02,833 - It's his song! - Let's see it. 549 00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:04,375 - All right. - Let's see it, man. 550 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:05,625 - Ya hear me - Whoo! 551 00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:07,958 I be slicing with these bars So ya fear me 552 00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:09,750 Let me rip it up for cuz in the back 553 00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:11,791 Let me see them shoulders work! 554 00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:14,375 - Hey! - I'mma tell ya how to cause an attack 555 00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:17,083 Timbaland, "Ladies love" on the track 556 00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:19,416 - Hey! Oh! - Lovely, get the ice, pop champagne 557 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,791 - Don't forget I used to ride the train - Go! Go! Go! Go! 558 00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:25,416 - When I bump it right, call my name - Damn! That's what I'm talkin' about! 559 00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:29,416 Oh, what the fuck, Joe? 560 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:33,041 - Get the fuck off me. Fucking pink, man. - What did you do? 561 00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:35,833 I think the good news is, worst of it's over. 562 00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:36,916 What the fuck? 563 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:43,000 Look, I saw an ATM outside. I'll stop. I'll get money. Right? 564 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:46,458 If it's clothes that I gotta get, I'll get 'em. Whatever I gotta do to fix this. 565 00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:50,083 I'm doin' what I said I was gonna do. 566 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:54,041 I told 'em I was, so I don't understand why they're acting as if I'm not. 567 00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:55,291 But I'm trying. 568 00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,125 How much for the skinny one? 569 00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:00,916 I'm sorry? 570 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,833 The skinny one. 571 00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:07,916 - You're their pimp, right? - I'm the� What are you talking about? 572 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,375 I'm payin'. I got money. 573 00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:10,458 Hey, man... 574 00:24:10,541 --> 00:24:12,291 Get your sick ass outta here! 575 00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:13,958 Tryin' to buy my boys. 576 00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:15,750 You're not buyin' my boys. 577 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:18,083 Is there a reason why you got cash in your hand 578 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,500 in a area known for prostitution? 579 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,333 Grown 50-year-old man out here with some underage kids. 580 00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:26,291 Okay, Officer... 581 00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:28,208 - Come on up outta there. - Come on. 582 00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:29,500 You know, that's actually good. 583 00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,333 - They can clear this up. - Yeah. 584 00:24:31,416 --> 00:24:32,958 - Guys, come on. - Is everything okay? 585 00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:35,416 Uh, we got a little situation where the officer, 586 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:38,875 he thinks that I, us, we are somethin' that we're not. 587 00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:41,000 - Maybe you guys can clear it up. - It's easy. 588 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:42,375 He's� he's like, our, uh� 589 00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:44,875 He's like our friend, but he's older than us. 590 00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:47,083 - So he's like our daddy. - Why� why would you� 591 00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,541 You don't need to say that. 592 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:52,291 Sir, this relationship is completely consensual, okay? We met via text. 593 00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:53,583 - He bought us alcohol. - Mm-hmm. 594 00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:56,666 - Goddamn it. What are you d� Guys. - His name is Joe. 595 00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:57,708 - Thank you. - Smith? 596 00:24:57,791 --> 00:24:59,083 - Robertson? - Something. Joe� 597 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,416 - Stevens. Stevenson. - Jackson. 598 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,041 There we go. We got a case now. Human trafficking. 599 00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,625 Soliciting. That's jail time. 600 00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,333 - Oh my God. - Hands on your head! 601 00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:07,708 - Everybody goin' to jail. - Yep. 602 00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:10,125 - Oh, my God. No� - No, fuck that. Everybody's goin' to jail. 603 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:12,875 - Guys, it's time for a loop-de-loop. - Yeah. 604 00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:14,625 - Loop-de-loop. - Joe. Joe! 605 00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,291 - Hey! Yes. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Leave him. 606 00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:17,875 - No, we can't� Joe. Joe! - Leave him. 607 00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,083 - Joe! - He's old. 608 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:21,333 - Come on. We're loop-de-looping. - What the fuck's that? 609 00:25:21,416 --> 00:25:22,500 - Loop-de-loop! - Don't worry. 610 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:24,625 - Loop-de-loop. On the count of three. - Just stay. 611 00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:25,875 No. You guys are the reason. 612 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,708 - Three� - I'm goin' to fuckin' jail. 613 00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:29,541 - Three. - Loop-de-loop! 614 00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,041 - Loop-de-loop! - Hey. 615 00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:33,583 - I didn't get a receipt. Loop-de-loop! - Get back here! 616 00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:35,083 - Do your job. - Fuck! 617 00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:36,958 - Hey, guys! - What the hell? 618 00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:40,708 Run, Joe! Move those little legs! 619 00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,708 Wait up! These fucking shoes! 620 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,041 - Yo. - Come on, Joe. High knees. 621 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:47,500 - Ooh, shit. - You're on your own, papi. 622 00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:49,791 Oh. 623 00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:51,583 We got him. Bingo. 624 00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:52,750 Stop! 625 00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:55,208 Don't move! 626 00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:57,500 - Stay right there. - Running's gonna make it worse. 627 00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:00,458 - Can we just cut it out? - Hey! Put your hands up! 628 00:26:00,541 --> 00:26:02,958 - Shut up. I'm gonna finish it now. - Stay there. 629 00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:06,416 - Get down. - Help! 630 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,541 Help! Get off of me. 631 00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:09,916 Hey! Oh! 632 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,083 Aah! 633 00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:12,333 Leave me alone! 634 00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:14,250 - Stop! - You goin' to jail, little pimp. 635 00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,500 I'm not a pimp! 636 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,541 Oh, my God. 637 00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:19,958 Holy shit! What the fuck was that? 638 00:26:20,041 --> 00:26:22,708 - Yeah, what the fuck was it? - My first time ever doin' a loop-de-loop. 639 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,583 - Is that a police badge in your hand? - Yes. 640 00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:27,000 You stole that from a cop? 641 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,875 From the fuckin' loop-de-loop. 642 00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,541 That's how I got it, man. 643 00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:33,791 - I got my clothes. - Did you get ours? 644 00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:36,791 - No. - Open the door, man. Can we go inside? 645 00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,000 Oh, my goodness. 646 00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:44,541 Um� 647 00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:48,291 Download, download. 648 00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:50,750 Download. 649 00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:56,083 Okay, um� 650 00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:59,166 "Check this out, 651 00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:03,083 and let me know what you think." 652 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:20,000 Hey, this is Jen. Sorry I missed you. I'll call you back... 653 00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:24,625 One time, ready? One, two, three. 654 00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:26,625 This is fire, Joe. 655 00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:27,958 That was just last night. 656 00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:29,875 I get to see their alcohol purchasing decisions. 657 00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:31,833 I get to see their pre-gaming, their partying. 658 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:34,500 No focus group on the planet can give you this information. 659 00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,750 You need a fuckload more footage, 660 00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:40,375 but this is genius, man, using these kids' real lives as part of the pitch. 661 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:43,500 - Terry is gonna flip. - Well, I can't. That ship has sailed, man. 662 00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:45,333 Told me I can't tape anything else. Weird. 663 00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:48,416 What is the deal? They wanna be online, but at the same time, they don't. 664 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,791 - What the fuck you wanna do? - It's what the glasses are for. 665 00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:54,125 - What? - I snuck my glasses into your work bag. 666 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:56,458 And the necklace. I knew you'd need 'em. Just pick one. 667 00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:58,708 What the fuck are you snoopin' in my shit for, Barry? 668 00:27:58,791 --> 00:28:00,416 Why is everyone always asking me that? 669 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,708 Know who sneaks around a lot? 670 00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:03,458 The Navy SEALs. These people are heroes. 671 00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:05,291 It's a double standard, Joe. 672 00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:08,750 How about instead of, "That's sus, Barry," why not, "Thank you, Barack"? 673 00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:10,666 - Thank you. - Thank you, B� 674 00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:12,708 I'm not calling you fucking Barack, but thank you. 675 00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:14,541 Am I tripping? Like, this could actually work? 676 00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,916 I gotta figure out a way to get back in their good graces. 677 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,666 - Hey, Joe? - Yeah? 678 00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:21,291 If one of these girls flashes her titties in your face, 679 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,625 make sure you record that, okay? 680 00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:24,416 Get your fuckin' self together, Barry. 681 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,666 I don't know what my wife's titties look like anymore. 682 00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,333 - It's grim over here. - I gotta go. 683 00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:37,125 All right, so this Joe thing is kind of a bust, right? 684 00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:40,583 Yeah, lookin' at Joe makes me sad. I don't wanna be old, man. 685 00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:42,250 I mean, if we tell Joe to bounce, 686 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:45,000 then we have to find, like, a hotel or something, and� 687 00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:49,333 That's true. Also, he's clearly going through something. 688 00:28:49,416 --> 00:28:52,166 We don't know this guy. What if he snaps? 689 00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:54,000 He could tie us up and fuck us. 690 00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:55,083 - What? - That could happen. 691 00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:56,125 - True-crime shit. - Right. 692 00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:59,208 - And he gon' fuck you first. - There they go, there they go. 693 00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:00,666 - There. - Shit, it's Dr. Pepto. 694 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:01,791 Mornin', fellas. 695 00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:04,125 - Morning. - Tell you what I need. 696 00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:05,416 Little kick of this. 697 00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:08,666 I've been peein' out my ass all damn mornin'. 698 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,083 - Jesus, man. - Yeah. 699 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,041 Look, I get it. 700 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:16,166 All right? A major party foul on my part. 701 00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:19,375 I still believe in that method. That Pepto-Bismol was the right move. 702 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:20,541 I think I got a bad batch. 703 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,041 You drank two bottles. 704 00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:23,541 You tried to sell us for sex, man. 705 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:24,583 Okay, did I do that? 706 00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:26,250 - No. - That's not what the cop said? 707 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,791 I wanna go on record and say if I did do that, that's wrong. 708 00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:30,333 - Sure. We can agree on that. - Yeah. 709 00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:32,375 - Okay. - But you did fuck up the night, Joe. 710 00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:34,375 - Come on, guys. Okay. - On some rookie shit. 711 00:29:34,458 --> 00:29:35,958 You gotta step up for that, Joe. 712 00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:38,583 Let's back up. I wanna say I'm sorry. Okay? I wanna make it right. 713 00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:42,333 And I'm willing to do whatever I gotta do to make it right. How about� 714 00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:46,625 All right. What if I were to go and charter a yacht for y'all? 715 00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:48,583 Forget what happened last night. 716 00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:49,666 Courtesy of Joe, huh? 717 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:52,166 - A yacht? - I mean, that sounds pretty good to me. 718 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,708 - You like that? - Absolutely, yeah. 719 00:29:54,791 --> 00:29:56,541 Okay, all right. 720 00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:58,083 I'm on it right now. 721 00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:01,125 - Uh, Joe, before you go. - Yeah? 722 00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:03,083 You look like the inside of a rich dude's jacket. 723 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:04,458 - Oh! - Ha-ha! 724 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,333 Congrats on your quinceanera. That's huge. 725 00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:09,083 That's two. 726 00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,708 It's like a rhythm. You just keep it. Ba-da-da! Ba-da-da! 727 00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,291 Lookin' like Floyd Gayweather. 728 00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:21,958 Yeah, well, this is my guy now. My boat guy. Hey, how you doing? 729 00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:24,708 Listen, uh, so we're here. I'm walking down the dock. 730 00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:26,500 - Towards the marina. - Oh, shit. Titties. 731 00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:30,000 He laughed, and then� 732 00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:32,083 - Just keep going. - He was like� 733 00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:33,375 - Hello! - Hi. 734 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:36,166 - Oh, hey, boy. - Hey, ladies! Hey, ladies, hold up. 735 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:38,333 You guys know how to swim underwater? 736 00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:41,625 - Huh? - 'Cause� I can hold your breath. 737 00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:43,791 All right, see y'all later. Have a good one, boys. 738 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,666 You guys are stunning. Have a great day. 739 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,916 - What? - Why would you� 740 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,458 "Stunning"? What am I doing? 741 00:30:48,541 --> 00:30:49,708 - How� - Focus. 742 00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:51,500 - Focus! - How you feelin'? 743 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,416 - I feel Miami! - All right, chill out, man. 744 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:57,208 Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know what that means. "A booking error." 745 00:30:57,291 --> 00:31:00,708 No, I don't want a refund. I want a fucking yacht. 746 00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:03,333 God damn it. I mean, you gotta be� 747 00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,250 Mmm, let me guess. No yacht. 748 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,750 Everybody take a beat. Let me figure it out. 749 00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:13,166 I told you guys I'd get you a yacht. That's what I'mma do. 750 00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:15,375 I'mma get you a yacht. Give me a second. 751 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,416 You know what? Change of plans. 752 00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:20,750 Excuse me, coming through. 753 00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:22,958 Excuse me. How are you, man? Always good to see you. 754 00:31:23,041 --> 00:31:25,708 - Whoa. What� - Hey, you should see a Sam� 755 00:31:25,791 --> 00:31:26,791 Sam Slaughter on the list. 756 00:31:26,875 --> 00:31:28,083 - Sam Slaughter? - Yeah. 757 00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:30,833 Sam Slaughter, yeah. No Sam Slaughter. 758 00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:32,791 - Get to the back of the line. Thanks. - Slaughter? 759 00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:35,041 - Yeah, no, I didn't wanna do this. - All right, let's� 760 00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:36,291 Ohh. 761 00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:38,916 - Officer, I didn't... - Uh� 762 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,250 - Yeah, but I'm just saying... - Ah! 763 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,750 - So you... - Thank you. 764 00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:45,166 That group right there? 765 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:46,833 - Yeah. - We're all gonna go on this boat. 766 00:31:46,916 --> 00:31:49,250 We'll go around for a bit, then we gon' get up out your hair. 767 00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:50,916 But I don't want nobody knowing I'm here. 768 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,583 - Okay? - Well, go on. Enjoy yourself. 769 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,083 - Come on. - Have a good time. 770 00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:55,708 Yeah. All right, rookie. 771 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:03,666 - Oh! Joe, you the GOAT, man. - Come on. 772 00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:05,625 - Yeah, man, this is� It's all right. - Oh! 773 00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:07,333 Yeah, listen. What Nick is trying to say 774 00:32:07,416 --> 00:32:10,250 is you have more than made up for your fuck-up last night, man. 775 00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:11,250 This is great! 776 00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:12,708 How about we just go get a drink? 777 00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:13,791 - Yeah. - Can we get a drink? 778 00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:16,125 - Let's do it. - Let's get a drink. Look around. 779 00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,458 - Let's do a toast to the groom. - Ahh! 780 00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:33,166 We're losin' a good one. I love you. bro. 781 00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:34,250 Yes, yes. 782 00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:37,166 - That's Emily. I'll see you. - Oh, come on, Emily? Boo! 783 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,250 - Oh! - Fuck you, Emily! He's ours! 784 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,083 Boy's in love, man. I get it. 785 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:43,791 No, that's bullshit. It's always the same thing. 786 00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:47,125 What's going on with you, Hunter? Why you looking like somebody stole your damn dog? 787 00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:50,166 Boats remind me of her. We're both water signs. 788 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,125 - Bro, shut up! - Let me feel my feelings. 789 00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:55,625 - "Let me feel my�" What? - Nick. Go get the Unlimited bottle. 790 00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:57,250 - So we can top our drinks off. - Thanks. 791 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000 It's all right. You gotta stop feelin' sorry for yourself. 792 00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:03,708 I mean, come on, look around. Look at your environment. 793 00:33:03,791 --> 00:33:07,458 All these women around. Oh, my God, look. Be like Freshman. Look at Freshman. 794 00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:09,708 Oh, my God. It's not that easy, man. 795 00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:12,333 Yes, it is. It's very easy! 796 00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:16,041 At the end of the day, Hunter, I get it. I really do. 797 00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:18,458 Your girlfriend cheated on you, right? 798 00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:19,791 And at the end of the� 799 00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,333 That was� By the way, a weird break in the music. 800 00:33:22,416 --> 00:33:23,750 - Turn the music back up. - Yeah. 801 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:25,333 - Okay? - He was kid� He was joking. 802 00:33:25,416 --> 00:33:27,500 No, no, look, it is what it is. 803 00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:29,833 - No. - And because it happened, you feel broken. 804 00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:31,166 What would I even say, man? 805 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,750 Stop thinkin' so much! 806 00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:34,708 Okay? Look, be like Freshman. 807 00:33:34,791 --> 00:33:36,041 Yeah, be like me, man. 808 00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:37,416 Where are they coming from? 809 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:41,166 Oh! Hello, my name is Victor. I bring the vodka. 810 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:44,583 - Oh, somebody found the Unlimited bottle. - Yeah, come on! 811 00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:46,166 - Give it to Hunter. - Okay. 812 00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,958 - Thank you. - Yeah! 813 00:33:48,041 --> 00:33:50,250 - Come on. Let me get some too, right? - Oh! 814 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:54,416 Let's take a toast to an "unlimited" amount of possibilities. How about that? 815 00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:59,041 Hey, to you gettin' back on the horse, and I hope that horse got a fat ass. 816 00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:01,666 - At some point. Hey! - Hey, dude, come on, man. 817 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,583 I� Uh, give me one second. 818 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,708 - I'll be back. I'm gonna go look for food. - All right. 819 00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:08,791 - Come on, man. - Do you think Joe could be my wingman? 820 00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:10,125 Uh, no. Too small. 821 00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:13,916 Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Talk to you soon. 822 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,125 Excuse me. 823 00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:17,500 Hey! 824 00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:20,208 I was trying to find some food, man. 825 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:23,333 You okay? 826 00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:26,041 Huh? What's wrong? 827 00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,208 Huh. 828 00:34:27,916 --> 00:34:29,625 I was talking to Emily on the phone, 829 00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:34,958 and I am realizing how huge of a step this all is. 830 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,375 Mmm. 831 00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:40,750 Cold feet. It's normal. 832 00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:44,000 Start thinking about life, thinking about all the things you could do, 833 00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:46,833 what you got in place, what you don't have in place. 834 00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:50,208 A job, a house, financial stability. 835 00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:54,166 No, Joe, I don't have� I don't have cold feet. 836 00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:58,250 I thought 'cause you were crying� 837 00:34:58,333 --> 00:35:02,208 No, um, that's just because I miss my fiancee. 838 00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:05,916 I am so excited to be a husband. 839 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,333 But ever since I got engaged, 840 00:35:08,416 --> 00:35:11,916 Nick talks shit about how excited I am to be married. 841 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,416 But he just doesn't get it. 842 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:17,583 It's all about� creating something with someone else. 843 00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:19,958 Otherwise, you're just wasting your life, and� 844 00:35:20,541 --> 00:35:21,750 If you have that, 845 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,000 what are you waiting for? 846 00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:25,500 You know? 847 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,125 Hey, this is Jen. Sorry, I missed... 848 00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:40,458 - Loco, go check on the jet skis now. - You got it. 849 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,750 How you doin'? Do you know where the food is on this boat? 850 00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:47,208 Yo! Loco, close the door. 851 00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:51,416 Do I know you? 852 00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:55,208 No, you don't� you don't know me. 853 00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:57,000 I'm just lookin' for somethin' to eat. 854 00:35:58,041 --> 00:36:00,000 Are you a police officer? 855 00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:02,708 Who, me? 856 00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:05,458 No! No, no, I'm a� I'm a civilian. 857 00:36:05,541 --> 00:36:08,583 Last time a cop was on board, I did things to him I wouldn't tell my own mother. 858 00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,083 I tell her everything. 859 00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:11,458 - Put that away. - Yes, sir. 860 00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:12,958 Look at me. 861 00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:17,833 You're sure you're not a cop? 862 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:19,916 Yeah. 863 00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:23,416 Come here. 864 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,625 Juju, pour him a little bit of somethin'- somethin'. 865 00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:28,833 Prove you're not a cop, Mr. Civilian. 866 00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:34,750 I, uh� Okay. The thing about this, though, I don't do drugs. 867 00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:37,041 Do the fucking drugs. 868 00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,500 - Yeah. I'll do it. - All right? 869 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:42,541 By the way, yeah. 870 00:36:42,625 --> 00:36:45,666 You want me to do the drugs, I'll do� I'll do the drugs, right? 871 00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,750 Okay, yeah. Let me just, uh� 872 00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,250 Okay, here we go. Here we go. 873 00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,416 - Mmm. - Here we go. 874 00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:54,708 Oh, shit. 875 00:36:57,833 --> 00:37:00,166 No cop, right? 876 00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:02,125 I don't know. You know what that felt like to me? 877 00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:04,458 Felt like you were a cop pretending to be a civilian. 878 00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:06,416 You want me to do another one? 879 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,083 To do a real one, like you mean it. 880 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,916 Yeah, like a� like a� like a criminal bump. 881 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,958 More like a guy who walked into the wrong room about to get killed bump. 882 00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:16,291 Okay, I'll do it. Okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. 883 00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:19,125 Double bump, comin' up. 884 00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:21,958 - Oh, shit! - Whoo! 885 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:24,833 - My man! - Yeah. 886 00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:25,958 How you feel? 887 00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:29,833 Hey, that's, uh� that's in there. Right? 888 00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:32,250 - That stuff kicks in a little fast! - Right. 889 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,416 You got three seconds, then I'm gonna bust your ass. 890 00:37:35,791 --> 00:37:36,666 - Okay. - Yeah. 891 00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:39,166 I'm going. Get outta here. Y'all all right. How's this work? 892 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:41,875 - Let him go. Let him go. Yeah. - I can't� I was� I can't leave. 893 00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:42,791 My man. 894 00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:44,458 - Whoo! - Yeah! 895 00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:46,541 Ha-ha-ha! 896 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,416 - There it is, on that side. - Hey. Oh, you gotta go. 897 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,333 No, you gotta go. You gotta Go ahead, get there. 898 00:37:53,416 --> 00:37:56,791 - No. No, no, no, no, no. - They're having fun. 899 00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,833 Come on, Joe. 900 00:37:58,916 --> 00:38:00,500 Losing control. Don't black out, Joe. 901 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:03,041 Joe. You good? 902 00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:09,583 Who is Joe? 903 00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,250 Hah! 904 00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:17,708 I am� Ricardo Montana. 905 00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:19,458 And you no fuck to me. 906 00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:22,083 - Is this racist? - Oh, yeah, for sure. 907 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:26,000 - I no like that. - What happened? 908 00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:28,541 I no� I no like. I no like you look to me. 909 00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,833 Bro, nobody's lookin' at you. 910 00:38:30,916 --> 00:38:32,166 Gah! 911 00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:33,833 No fuck to me. No fuck to me! 912 00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:35,291 I fuck to you! 913 00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:38,708 Hey, why don't you mess with somebody your own size? 914 00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:41,041 He wasn't doin' anything to you. 915 00:38:41,791 --> 00:38:43,166 Hmm. 916 00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:47,541 You want to fuck to me? 917 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,208 - Mm-hmm. - Un momento. 918 00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:51,958 Leave. 919 00:38:52,625 --> 00:38:53,458 Why? 920 00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:57,375 Because I want to say hello� to my little friend. 921 00:38:57,458 --> 00:38:58,750 - Yep. - Yep, okay. 922 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:01,583 Okay. 923 00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:06,958 So you� you have beef with me? 924 00:39:07,041 --> 00:39:09,750 - One hundred percent beef. - Does he know this guy? 925 00:39:09,833 --> 00:39:12,166 - Don't know. I think that's Katt Williams? - Know what? 926 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,541 I let you apologize for interrupting me. 927 00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:17,291 - I'm sorry� - Hmm! 928 00:39:17,375 --> 00:39:18,833 - That you're a bitch. - Wait, what? 929 00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:20,833 Go, go, go! 930 00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:22,250 - Yep! - Hah! 931 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:23,708 I no feel it. 932 00:39:23,791 --> 00:39:26,375 Hah! 933 00:39:26,458 --> 00:39:28,000 Now it's time to party. 934 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,208 Did you just Will Smith me? 935 00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:32,458 I did. But you no get no... 936 00:39:32,541 --> 00:39:34,291 Ah, man! Aah! 937 00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:35,375 Ole! 938 00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,208 No one touches the Ricardo. 939 00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:40,375 Enough! 940 00:39:42,958 --> 00:39:44,250 Oh! 941 00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,250 What kind of drugs are you on? 942 00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:52,083 Oops. 943 00:39:53,666 --> 00:39:56,375 No, you no� you no know where I is. 944 00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,000 Nigga, don't you know I can see you? 945 00:39:58,083 --> 00:39:59,250 Yah! 946 00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:01,458 Ay! 947 00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:02,833 Ah, whoopsie-daisy. 948 00:40:02,916 --> 00:40:04,541 I no feel it. Aah! 949 00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:06,958 - Head trauma on the way. - Oh no. 950 00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:11,625 - Oof! - How much can you take? 951 00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:16,583 - You think you're winning? - Does this look like losing? Huh? 952 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,500 You go face-first. 953 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,125 Face-first! 954 00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:23,791 I� I win. 955 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,250 You no... 956 00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:28,375 Uno! Dos! 957 00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:29,333 Quattro! 958 00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,416 No, cinco! 959 00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,208 Oh, God. 960 00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,083 Open this door! 961 00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:39,166 No! No, you stay! 962 00:40:42,666 --> 00:40:43,750 You fight good! 963 00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:44,916 Thank you. 964 00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:46,791 Oh! Dude! 965 00:40:46,875 --> 00:40:48,041 - Gotta go! - Hola. 966 00:40:48,708 --> 00:40:51,666 - Hunter, we gotta go now. - Wait a minute. 967 00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:54,750 Do it! Thank you. 968 00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:56,458 - Not... - Uh-oh. Joe? 969 00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:57,416 I am� 970 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,916 Joe, please, please� 971 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,208 �Ricardo� Montana. 972 00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:03,166 - Come on, Joe. - Joe? 973 00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:04,791 This is my city. 974 00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:09,833 - Did you see that? - El Rey de Miami. 975 00:41:09,916 --> 00:41:12,375 Hey, hey! Joe, Joe, Joe! Please, you're gonna get us killed. 976 00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:17,208 Welcome to the fiesta. 977 00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,250 - You're late, puto. - Ohh. 978 00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:21,041 - Thank you. - Gah! Aah! 979 00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,333 - I no feel it! - Oh, God! 980 00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:25,875 I think we gave him a little too much. Go get that grasshopper. 981 00:41:25,958 --> 00:41:27,500 I am Ricardo! 982 00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:32,416 Run! Run, run! 983 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:33,875 - Ah-ah-ah! - Oh! 984 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,416 - To the horses! - Horses? 985 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,416 - I don't know what horses is. - Oh, shit! 986 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,791 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 987 00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,708 - Oh! Oh, dude! - Gah! 988 00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:42,875 - I fine. - Show me. 989 00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:44,833 - I okay. - Peekaboo, motherfucker. 990 00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:47,625 Oh, my friend! Ah! 991 00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:49,333 - Puto, yes! - Oh no! 992 00:41:49,416 --> 00:41:51,125 To the horses! 993 00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:52,166 These are the horses! 994 00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:54,500 You don't wanna do that. 995 00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:02,500 You a dead man. Okay. 996 00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:17,041 Ricardo? Hello? 997 00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:19,000 Ricardo? 998 00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:20,458 You awake, Ricardo? 999 00:42:21,083 --> 00:42:21,958 Ricardo? 1000 00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,833 - Guys, he's finally awake. - Ricardo? 1001 00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:26,250 Hey! 1002 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,500 What are we sippin' on? Look at this. 1003 00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:35,541 Hey, my baby. 1004 00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,041 It's your lover. 1005 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:43,708 A ella le gusta la gasolina 1006 00:42:43,791 --> 00:42:48,375 Dame mas gasolina 1007 00:42:48,458 --> 00:42:50,375 I love you! 1008 00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:58,791 We have a problem. Somebody stole our shipment. 1009 00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:01,041 No, no, no. New guy. Pretended to be a cop. 1010 00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:02,833 Stole our motherfucking cocaine. 1011 00:43:02,916 --> 00:43:05,666 What's up, baby? This is not mine. I don't know what the fuck this is. 1012 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:06,666 Pull it up, pull it up. 1013 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,250 Please, please, Joe� 1014 00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:09,500 Right there. Listen. 1015 00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:15,375 I am El Rey de Miami. 1016 00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:16,708 This is my city. 1017 00:43:16,791 --> 00:43:19,041 His name? His name is� 1018 00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:21,541 Ricardo Montana. 1019 00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:23,541 �wingman� 1020 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,625 I really think� 1021 00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:29,916 - Hey. - Hey, what's up, Nick? 1022 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,916 Um, so I was just thinking for tonight, 1023 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,500 uh, I was thinking it'd be sick if maybe you sat� you sat this one out. 1024 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:37,208 It should just be us, you know? 1025 00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:40,416 Not some random stranger who showed up out of nowhere, way older than us. 1026 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:41,500 Okay. 1027 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,583 Nick, look, man, I get it. 1028 00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:46,458 Like you're scared. You feel like you're about to lose your best friend, 1029 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:48,375 and because of that feeling, you know, 1030 00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:52,166 you got a nice amount of energy bottled up that you don't know what to do with. 1031 00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:54,166 Take that energy and apply it to yourself. 1032 00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:56,791 Start thinkin' about the things you wanna do with your life. 1033 00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:58,125 - Like a career, you know? - Yeah. 1034 00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:00,208 Yeah, well, I know what I� I'm gonna do. 1035 00:44:00,291 --> 00:44:02,791 - Okay. - I just wanna be helpful to you, unc. 1036 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:04,833 Ah, that's a hard C. 1037 00:44:04,916 --> 00:44:08,291 I don't think I really need help, though� Nick. 1038 00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:09,416 Oh, 1039 00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:11,916 Yeah, I don't like that C thing you're doing. 1040 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,875 Well, mine's was a K. 1041 00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:14,416 Whatever, man. I'm good. 1042 00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:16,125 - Oh. - My life is gonna be lit. 1043 00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,875 - Well, mine too, buddy. - Yeah? 1044 00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:20,458 - Lit-y. - Great. 1045 00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:21,875 - Okay. - Cool. 1046 00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:23,083 - Yeah. - Huh. 1047 00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:25,375 - Tsk. - Pfft. 1048 00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:27,125 - All right. - So we're good? 1049 00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:28,250 Yeah. 1050 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:31,875 Uh. so maybe you just� stay around here tonight, I mean? 1051 00:44:31,958 --> 00:44:35,041 Organize your pills, ice your back, shit like that? 1052 00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:36,791 I don't ice my back. 1053 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,166 You know� you know what, Nick? I'm going. 1054 00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:47,416 Oh, guys, guys, wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Yes. 1055 00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,500 - Wow! - Medium well, please. 1056 00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:50,625 Right, right, right, right. 1057 00:44:50,708 --> 00:44:57,458 Hey, boys, hey. I think that it is time that you take full custody of this. 1058 00:44:57,541 --> 00:44:59,458 - The book. - Oh shit. 1059 00:44:59,541 --> 00:45:00,833 Nick, this is the� the� 1060 00:45:00,916 --> 00:45:03,375 Oh, my God. Look at these photos. 1061 00:45:03,458 --> 00:45:05,041 Oh, our first concert. 1062 00:45:05,125 --> 00:45:06,833 - The OutKast reunion! - Yes, bro. 1063 00:45:06,916 --> 00:45:09,916 No, Nick, you have always been the keeper of the book, dude. 1064 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,166 You're about to get married. 1065 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:13,958 You're gonna be the most responsible one out of all of us. 1066 00:45:14,041 --> 00:45:17,041 Nick, this is the best fucking gift I ever could have asked for, man. 1067 00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:19,625 - I got you, bro. Love you, man. - Thank you. 1068 00:45:19,708 --> 00:45:22,833 - Aw, that's a good gift. - That's nice. Really nice. 1069 00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:24,625 All your memories are in that book? 1070 00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:27,625 Why don't you guys just use social media? That's what it's for, right? 1071 00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:31,500 This is a physical representation of who we are. 1072 00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:33,041 Nick started it when we were 12. 1073 00:45:33,125 --> 00:45:36,000 Since then, anything that has happened has gone into this book. 1074 00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:38,000 - Can� can I take a look at it? - I don't know if... 1075 00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:39,416 - Can you look? - Yeah. 1076 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:41,500 After this weekend, Joe, you gonna be in this book. 1077 00:45:41,583 --> 00:45:43,083 Well, that� 1078 00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:46,541 I mean, I don't know. I don't even know how to take that. That was huge. 1079 00:45:46,625 --> 00:45:47,666 It's incredible, actually. 1080 00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:50,208 So you guys aren't lying. This is really from the early days. 1081 00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:52,291 - That's right. - Wow. Look at you guys. 1082 00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:55,833 - Is this what Facebook was like? - Hey, Joe? Just get the book back? 1083 00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,750 Sure, Nick. 1084 00:45:59,541 --> 00:46:01,875 Yep. You're kind of crinkling it. 1085 00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:03,875 - It's an old book, you know? - Got it. 1086 00:46:07,291 --> 00:46:10,125 - Sorry, give me� give me one second. - Oh, yeah, take your time. 1087 00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:12,958 Joe, this new shot of these kids hanging out 1088 00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:16,208 and making drinks with the Unlimited, this is incredible. 1089 00:46:16,291 --> 00:46:20,583 I know, and this generation is all about real, authentic connection, 1090 00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:22,958 not the shit that you wanna fucking put online. 1091 00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:25,625 They're into the real shit, things people will never see. 1092 00:46:25,708 --> 00:46:27,250 Yo, this promotion is yours, Joe. 1093 00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:28,625 Joe Nixon's back, baby! 1094 00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:30,250 - Fuck, yeah! Yeah! - Oh. 1095 00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:31,375 You know, except... 1096 00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:34,166 - Why'd you say "except?" - There's no women in this footage. 1097 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,958 Come on, Barry, stop it with the women and the titties and shit. 1098 00:46:37,041 --> 00:46:38,666 No, no, no, no, no. Not that, okay? 1099 00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:40,416 I was thinking about titties, talking about� 1100 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:43,041 Terry's gonna want the woman's perspective, you know? 1101 00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:45,083 That's 50 percent of the customer base. 1102 00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:47,125 - The female demo, yeah. - Yes. 1103 00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:48,625 So go find some Gen Z women. 1104 00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:50,375 - Shit. - Okay, I gotta go. 1105 00:46:50,458 --> 00:46:51,958 Hey, did you turn the oven on? 1106 00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:53,416 No more dino nuggets! 1107 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,833 - We had dino nuggets� - Oh! 1108 00:46:55,916 --> 00:46:59,500 It's the Tiger, Ricardo Montana! 1109 00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,458 The whole city is talking about the shit you pulled. 1110 00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:04,958 - Cold-blooded�. - Cold-blooded! 1111 00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:11,333 All we want to do is show respect to the new boss of the bosses! 1112 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,791 Oh! 1113 00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:15,833 Gracias. 1114 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,625 Please take this away from me. 1115 00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:28,333 Something's off about this Ricardo guy, man. 1116 00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:33,916 You fucking kidding me? 1117 00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:42,791 I already know what you thinkin'. 1118 00:47:42,875 --> 00:47:46,125 "I gotta find me a girl that's in my league," right? 1119 00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:47,333 "Somebody normal." 1120 00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:48,666 Wrong! 1121 00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:51,750 Tonight, we in the major leagues. I'mma be your coach. 1122 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,833 I don't know, man. I feel like a fucking pervert talking to women in person. 1123 00:47:54,916 --> 00:47:58,208 I would much rather just comment on her Instagram till she notices. 1124 00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:00,166 - Look, here's what you're gonna do. - Yeah. 1125 00:48:00,250 --> 00:48:02,041 You gonna look out there on that dance floor. 1126 00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:04,916 When you find the prettiest girl, you gonna point to her. Right? 1127 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,750 Do something to start the conversation. 1128 00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:09,958 - Oh, wow. - Say, "I need help settling this debate." 1129 00:48:10,041 --> 00:48:12,041 - This is like a master class. - A debate? 1130 00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:13,875 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Blacks versus whites. 1131 00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:15,875 - What? - Probably not. 1132 00:48:15,958 --> 00:48:16,875 - No, man. - Whoo! 1133 00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:20,291 Whoa! Yo. Yo! Remember the bachelorette party from this morning? 1134 00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:22,000 - Yeah. - They're here, dawg. 1135 00:48:22,083 --> 00:48:23,541 - Six o'clock. - No way. 1136 00:48:23,625 --> 00:48:26,083 - We gotta wait till six o'clock? - No, six o'clock. 1137 00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,666 - Whoo! Cheers! - Can't touch this� 1138 00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:31,250 - Hunter. - Yeah? 1139 00:48:31,333 --> 00:48:33,333 I'm about to call a play. We up. Look at me. 1140 00:48:33,416 --> 00:48:35,625 - Look at what I'm calling. - I don't know what that means. 1141 00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:37,375 - Follow me! - Okay, got it. 1142 00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,666 - ?Como esta? - Hey, what's goin' on? 1143 00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:43,458 Have a good night. Enjoy. 1144 00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:45,333 Ladies! 1145 00:48:45,416 --> 00:48:47,666 Hey! How you doin'? I'm Big Dick Joe. 1146 00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:48,916 Oh, well, hi. 1147 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,958 Mmm! What I tell you? What I tell you? 1148 00:48:51,041 --> 00:48:53,041 Mason. Uh, hey, he's a groom. 1149 00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:54,208 Bride. I don't know. 1150 00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:56,333 You guys should have sex and ruin your marriages! 1151 00:48:56,416 --> 00:48:58,500 Uh, that's Nick. Forgive him. 1152 00:48:58,583 --> 00:49:00,583 His sense of humor hasn't grown since middle school. 1153 00:49:01,166 --> 00:49:03,125 - Let me keep it going. This is Freshman. - Hi. 1154 00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:04,333 - Nice to meet you. - Freshman? 1155 00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:06,750 - Like, "Freshman" like school. - Oh, I went to school too. 1156 00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:08,708 - I'm gonna go home. I don't wanna do this. - What? 1157 00:49:08,791 --> 00:49:10,916 - I'm gonna go home and go to bed. - No! Absolutely not. 1158 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,583 I called the play. I called the play! Go. 1159 00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:15,000 All right, here we go. 1160 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,458 - You. - Me? 1161 00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:20,958 I've been watching you dance. 1162 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,750 I also have a big penis. 1163 00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:24,583 Why you doin' the Terminator? What the fuck? 1164 00:49:24,666 --> 00:49:26,375 Yeah, I'm just gonna� I'm sorry, I don't. 1165 00:49:26,458 --> 00:49:27,875 - I'm Hunter. How are you? - Scarlett. 1166 00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:29,500 You never bail. Shit. 1167 00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:30,791 - Hi. - Oh, hello. 1168 00:49:30,875 --> 00:49:32,916 - It's nice to meet you. - How are you? Oh! 1169 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,416 - Oh, that's cool. - Yeah. 1170 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:36,333 Oh, barking. 1171 00:49:36,416 --> 00:49:37,416 Yeah. Hey, Joe? 1172 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:38,791 - Yeah? - I'll see you after. 1173 00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:42,291 - Hey. - Hi. 1174 00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:44,375 How you doin'? 1175 00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:46,291 That over there's my best friend, Scarlett. 1176 00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:49,083 She's into big twinks and she just broke up with her ex. 1177 00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:50,625 So she's gonna fuck his brains out. 1178 00:49:50,708 --> 00:49:54,791 And it's like, if they're gonna fuck, then� then we're gonna fuck, right? 1179 00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:56,166 No. No, we not. 1180 00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,250 - Pull your dick out. - What? 1181 00:49:58,333 --> 00:49:59,750 I can get to it if you want me to. 1182 00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:01,708 - It's easy if I just put a leg up. - Huh? 1183 00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:03,541 - I have a condom on already. - You got a what? 1184 00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:12,208 - You gotta try this. It's pretty good. - Okay. 1185 00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:13,875 - Oh my gosh! - Oh! Oh, that's okay. 1186 00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:15,416 - We can save it. - It's fine. 1187 00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:17,083 - Let's just cheers now. - Okay. 1188 00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:18,583 Don't spit that. Don't sp... 1189 00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:19,708 - Hey, hey. Listen. - Yeah. 1190 00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:23,416 I know that you're weird and old and stuff, but this is cool, man. 1191 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,875 - Thank you. - Means a lot. Come here, man. 1192 00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:27,708 - All right. - That's what grown men do. 1193 00:50:30,125 --> 00:50:32,500 All right, guys, split up and find this motherfucker. 1194 00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:33,916 He's gotta be here somewhere. 1195 00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:42,625 So we are going to another club. Do y'all wanna come with us? 1196 00:50:42,708 --> 00:50:44,708 We got a stretch limo, plenty of room. 1197 00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:46,916 I think I speak on behalf of all the guys here 1198 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,916 that we're trying to have a boys' night. 1199 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,666 He don't speak for me. He don't at all. 1200 00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:52,416 - The fuck? - Come on, it'll be fun. 1201 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,833 Ladies, let me talk to the guys. 1202 00:50:53,916 --> 00:50:55,375 - Yeah. - Have a little powwow. 1203 00:50:55,458 --> 00:50:57,291 - Y'all just give us a second. - Okay. 1204 00:50:57,375 --> 00:50:59,333 With the guys. Will you back off? 1205 00:50:59,416 --> 00:51:00,625 - Please. - Come on, baby. 1206 00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:08,708 Come on, Hunter! 1207 00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:10,375 - Whoo! - Ha ha! 1208 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:11,583 - Yeah! - Dang! 1209 00:51:11,666 --> 00:51:15,708 - My life changed completely. So fast. - You're on the plane. You gotta land it. 1210 00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:17,958 Gotta land the flight. I gotta be like Sully. 1211 00:51:18,041 --> 00:51:19,041 - Yes. - Yeah. 1212 00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:21,916 Okay. I'mma get right to it. Who's fucking? Raise your hand. 1213 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,041 Oh, yeah. 1214 00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:25,791 - Oh shit, yeah. - If approached to fuck, I will fuck, sir. 1215 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:28,208 And I am not fucking anyone who isn't Emily, 1216 00:51:28,291 --> 00:51:30,208 but I will go wherever you guys wanna go. 1217 00:51:30,291 --> 00:51:32,458 Did you count me? I'm fucking. I'm fucking ready to fuck. 1218 00:51:32,541 --> 00:51:33,750 I know, but that's aggressive. 1219 00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:43,916 All right. Okay, okay, okay. We got three yeses, one maybe, and one no. 1220 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,083 I'm not� I'm not� I'm not fucking either, Mase. 1221 00:51:46,166 --> 00:51:48,750 - You're not? - So I got two. Two no fucks, three fucks. 1222 00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:51,416 Okay? All right, I'm about to call it in. Ladies. 1223 00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:53,000 - Yes? - We're in. 1224 00:51:58,250 --> 00:52:00,041 - No... - We'll go in the stretch limo. 1225 00:52:00,125 --> 00:52:01,291 I know! 1226 00:52:09,916 --> 00:52:11,875 It's okay. Enjoy your drink. 1227 00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:15,125 Walk! Just go. 1228 00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:18,125 Lead the way! 1229 00:52:18,208 --> 00:52:20,750 - Wanna call your mama? - Take the bag. No, please� 1230 00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:23,500 - Meet you in there, baby. - Get in the car, please! 1231 00:52:23,583 --> 00:52:25,041 - Hello? - Hey, babe. 1232 00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:26,083 Hey� Hey! 1233 00:52:26,166 --> 00:52:27,458 I think this is the wrong number. 1234 00:52:27,541 --> 00:52:30,375 - I'm looking for somebody named Ricardo. - Hah! I can explain that. 1235 00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:32,208 - I can, I can give you... - No, thank you. 1236 00:52:32,291 --> 00:52:33,625 Um, I'm just calling you back. 1237 00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:35,125 Unless now's not a good time. 1238 00:52:35,208 --> 00:52:37,500 No. No, no, no. No! This� this is a great time. 1239 00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:39,208 Joe! Come on! 1240 00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:41,041 Hurry up. Get your dick in here! 1241 00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:45,291 - Shut up and get the fuck in the car. - Who is that? 1242 00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,333 I'm in the v� I'm in the big van. 1243 00:52:47,416 --> 00:52:48,875 Who the fuck is that? 1244 00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:52,250 Oh, who's that? You� No. Ah. That's, um� 1245 00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,583 Hunter� So this� 1246 00:52:53,666 --> 00:52:55,500 It's crazy. He broke up... 1247 00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:57,416 Whether you like it or not? 1248 00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:59,083 You're gonna give me that dick! 1249 00:52:59,166 --> 00:53:00,708 No dick for you. 1250 00:53:00,791 --> 00:53:01,750 You there? 1251 00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:04,166 Babe, you know what? Actually, if I could� Give me� 1252 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:05,958 Give me, like� give me, like, a quick minute. 1253 00:53:06,041 --> 00:53:08,458 - Let me deal with some stuff real quick... - No. 1254 00:53:08,541 --> 00:53:12,291 I cannot wait to be a priority in your life. 1255 00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:13,958 - I can't. - What? Why would you say that? 1256 00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:16,083 - You are the priority. - I'm not. 1257 00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:19,291 Because if I was, you would be here and not there. 1258 00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:22,125 And clearly moving in together was a big mistake. 1259 00:53:22,208 --> 00:53:24,875 - I'll be gone when you get back. - No, no, no, no. Babe, don't hang up. 1260 00:53:24,958 --> 00:53:26,625 That's� 1261 00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:29,333 Baby, you done with your phone call? 1262 00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,416 Joe, talk to me, man. What's up? 1263 00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:37,166 Jen is leaving. She's movin' out. 1264 00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:41,208 Okay, so� what are you gonna do about it? 1265 00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:44,708 That's a good question, Mason. I don't know. 1266 00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:48,041 I got the perfect thing. 1267 00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,291 I'm gonna ask you a couple of questions from a quiz 1268 00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:52,708 that was really popular online like a year ago, okay? 1269 00:53:52,791 --> 00:53:57,250 But the most important thing is that you answer without thinking, okay? 1270 00:53:58,083 --> 00:53:58,916 Sure. 1271 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,208 Do you love this woman? 1272 00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:01,791 Yes. 1273 00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:05,041 Okay. Do you wanna spend the rest of your life with her? 1274 00:54:05,125 --> 00:54:06,625 Don't think, just answer. 1275 00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:08,791 Do you wanna spend the rest of your life with her? 1276 00:54:10,541 --> 00:54:11,416 Yes. 1277 00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:13,041 You passed the test. 1278 00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:16,375 That's the test? Two questions, that's the� 1279 00:54:16,458 --> 00:54:18,416 No, the test had like, a hundred questions 1280 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:21,416 that basically boiled down to you and your partner's sleeping numbers. 1281 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:23,625 It was like a mattress firm brand quiz. 1282 00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:27,291 But you answered the two most important questions correctly. 1283 00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:28,250 Mmm. 1284 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:33,958 See, who cares if we don't have all the pieces fitting perfectly together? 1285 00:54:34,041 --> 00:54:36,333 Go home and tell her that you love her, 1286 00:54:36,416 --> 00:54:39,166 that you wanna be with her forever. 1287 00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:41,916 I promise you, if she is the right one, 1288 00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:44,333 she will take you as you are. 1289 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,375 Wow. 1290 00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:49,583 How old are you again? 1291 00:54:52,416 --> 00:54:54,958 - Well, I got it. - Did you ask me if I wanted a shot? 1292 00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:56,291 - A shot! - Yes! 1293 00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:57,666 I'm not getting married, guys! 1294 00:54:57,750 --> 00:55:01,000 So I can still have some fun. Come on! 1295 00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:03,083 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 1296 00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:04,416 - Yeah! - Whoo! 1297 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,083 You guys should talk, man. 1298 00:55:06,166 --> 00:55:09,666 Uh, no. He has the emotional intelligence of a child. 1299 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:11,750 - Whoo! I like that. I like that. - Yeah! 1300 00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:15,250 The bond that you guys share, man, it's� it's pretty amazing. 1301 00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,916 Like, that scrapbook, the memories, 1302 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,125 that's the stuff worth fighting for. 1303 00:55:20,208 --> 00:55:24,000 I hope that you find a way to have a conversation. 1304 00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:25,458 I hope so. 1305 00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:30,208 Hey, I've been meanin', uh� to talk to you about somethin'. 1306 00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:33,083 - Yeah. - It's a little, um� work-related. 1307 00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:34,041 Uh-huh. 1308 00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:37,500 - Hi! All out of beverage. - We're doing shots. 1309 00:55:37,583 --> 00:55:40,041 And I got to drink some more. You promised me. You promised. 1310 00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:42,458 Don't start yawning now. We had a deal. 1311 00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:45,500 I have some for you. Glug-glug-glug. 1312 00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:49,000 That last shot, though, I think I might have� made a mistake. 1313 00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:51,416 Guys, it's all spinning. 1314 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,666 - You gonna take care of me� - What's goin' on? 1315 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,333 This car is so long. 1316 00:55:55,416 --> 00:55:56,916 Hey. 1317 00:55:58,458 --> 00:56:00,125 What, baby? What you worried about? 1318 00:56:00,208 --> 00:56:02,916 Everybody over here all of a sudden taking a nap. 1319 00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:11,000 I know you fucking lying� 1320 00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:14,000 You fucking lying� lying� 1321 00:56:15,416 --> 00:56:17,583 Night-night, bitch. 1322 00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:44,791 Yo, is everybody okay? 1323 00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:45,875 I think so. 1324 00:56:45,958 --> 00:56:47,500 Shit! 1325 00:56:47,583 --> 00:56:50,208 They stole my phone and my wallet. 1326 00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:53,583 Guys, it's all gone, all of it. 1327 00:56:53,666 --> 00:56:54,625 Wait, what? 1328 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:57,000 What the fuck? Wait, they� 1329 00:56:57,083 --> 00:56:59,500 - They fucking robbed us, man. - That's what I just said. 1330 00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,500 I knew it, dude. Those girls were bad news. 1331 00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:05,291 So many red flags. That girl was hooking up with Hunter in five minutes. 1332 00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:07,750 Her name was Scarlett. I think we had something real. 1333 00:57:07,833 --> 00:57:09,333 Oh, shut the fuck up. 1334 00:57:09,416 --> 00:57:11,583 If we're here, I hope the girls are okay. 1335 00:57:13,375 --> 00:57:15,541 - Freshman, the girls robbed us. - Huh? 1336 00:57:15,625 --> 00:57:17,916 The girls are the ones who fuckin' robbed us, man. 1337 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000 Girls can be bad? 1338 00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,083 Wait. Wait, wait. 1339 00:57:20,583 --> 00:57:21,958 Where's the book, dude? 1340 00:57:22,541 --> 00:57:23,958 The fucking book, guys. 1341 00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,208 They stole the fucking book, man. 1342 00:57:27,291 --> 00:57:29,458 - They took the fucking book, Joe! - I'm sorry. 1343 00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:32,541 - This big excursion, so fun, man. - I'm sorry. 1344 00:57:32,625 --> 00:57:35,291 You're sorry? That's great. That helps a lot, dude. Fuck! 1345 00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:38,375 I mean, what the fuck? How are we gonna get back? 1346 00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:41,583 - We don't even know where we are. - We could be in fucking Cuba. 1347 00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:42,583 We're not in Cuba. 1348 00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:46,041 Joe, what are we doing, man? What are we supposed to do right now? 1349 00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:50,750 Come on, on your feet. Let's just� Let's walk, see if we can find a road. 1350 00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:57,666 Give me the strength to carry on 1351 00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:01,625 Give me the strength to carry on� 1352 00:58:02,541 --> 00:58:05,291 Hey, Joe, this a beach. 1353 00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:08,291 We're on a fuckin' island, guys. 1354 00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:09,791 Think about it 1355 00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:13,583 I think about it, I think about it� 1356 00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,291 Tiny-ass island. 1357 00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:18,375 We're gonna fucking die out here, man. 1358 00:58:18,458 --> 00:58:20,125 We're gonna have to resort to cannibalism. 1359 00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:22,333 Yeah. We're gonna eat each other out. 1360 00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,833 No, Freshman, just eat each other. 1361 00:58:24,916 --> 00:58:26,708 Yeah. They do it in the movies all the time. 1362 00:58:26,791 --> 00:58:28,750 - You will be the first one. - I'm not� 1363 00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:30,500 - Shit. - Hold on. 1364 00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:32,500 - What? - A boat. Look. 1365 00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:34,291 - There's a boat! - Hey! Hey! 1366 00:58:36,541 --> 00:58:38,000 - Hey. - Hey, sir. 1367 00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,625 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1368 00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:41,833 What the hell? Where did you come from? 1369 00:58:41,916 --> 00:58:43,333 Have you been watching us? 1370 00:58:43,416 --> 00:58:44,750 Yeah, from� from over there. 1371 00:58:44,833 --> 00:58:47,500 Look, it's an emergency. These women� girls, rather, 1372 00:58:47,583 --> 00:58:50,125 they, uh, took our phones, our wallets, right? 1373 00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:51,041 Self-respect. 1374 00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:52,875 - Bad people. - Pretty people, though. 1375 00:58:52,958 --> 00:58:56,458 We're just trying to see if maybe we can get a ride back to Miami. 1376 00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:02,458 Twist it, twist it! 1377 00:59:02,541 --> 00:59:04,208 If it's there, we breathe in! 1378 00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:07,875 - Yeah! It stinks� - Tell you what, man. 1379 00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:11,041 We can count our positives way more than we can count the negatives. 1380 00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:12,833 If that fisherman hadn't been there... 1381 00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:14,208 Dude, just shut the fuck up, man. 1382 00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:16,375 Am I the only one who's wondering where we are? 1383 00:59:16,458 --> 00:59:18,833 - We're on a boat. - No, I know we're on a boat, man. 1384 00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:21,041 I'm saying this doesn't feel like a normal fishing boat. 1385 00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:23,041 - What is all this fucking shit? - Probably fish. 1386 00:59:23,125 --> 00:59:25,208 - Let's just open it. - It should be fish. 1387 00:59:25,291 --> 00:59:27,250 It's not fish. Why would it be locked up? 1388 00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:28,750 Okay. 1389 00:59:31,041 --> 00:59:32,250 Wh� what is that? 1390 00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:33,208 Pool noodle? 1391 00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:35,500 - Freshly used. - It's not a pool noodle. 1392 00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:37,791 Yeah, the kids grab 'em and play with 'em in the� 1393 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,333 In the pool. 1394 00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:41,791 - Heavier than they normally would be. - What's so funny? 1395 00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:44,208 What the fuck are you laughing at, Freshman? What's funny? 1396 00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:46,000 The boxes say "Kujira no penisu." 1397 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,291 What language is that? What? 1398 00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:49,791 - Every box is in Japanese. - You can read Japanese? 1399 00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:51,833 - Yeah. - What do you mean, "yeah"? 1400 00:59:51,916 --> 00:59:53,583 - I'm a hyperpolyglot. - You're a what? 1401 00:59:53,666 --> 00:59:55,875 Hyperpolyglot. Like, I know a bunch of languages. 1402 00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:57,291 Hey, man, what the fuck is it? 1403 00:59:57,375 --> 00:59:59,875 It's a whale dick, man. You got a whale dick in your hand. 1404 00:59:59,958 --> 01:00:02,125 - You couldn't start with that? - Hey, relax. 1405 01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:05,375 - Why didn't you fuckin' start with that? - There's gotta be at least 50 whale dicks. 1406 01:00:05,458 --> 01:00:07,333 - These are extremely valuable. - What? 1407 01:00:07,416 --> 01:00:09,208 There's a whole black market to sell these. 1408 01:00:09,291 --> 01:00:11,750 - They have healing and aphrodisiac power. - How do you know? 1409 01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:14,166 - Did you study whale dicks? - Briefly, online. 1410 01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:15,958 - Is this illegal? - They're fucking smugglers. 1411 01:00:16,041 --> 01:00:17,250 - I told you! - Sh, sh! 1412 01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:18,291 Sh, sh, sh! 1413 01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:23,583 This is the US Coast Guard. 1414 01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:26,166 Stop your vessel. Prepare to be boarded. 1415 01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:27,833 Board this, asshole! 1416 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:30,416 - We gotta get outta here now. - Do not go out there. 1417 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:33,208 Know why? 'Cause right now, whatever the fuck is happening up there, 1418 01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:35,500 they gonna assume we're part of whatever the fuck this is. 1419 01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:37,958 They're not getting my penises! 1420 01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:43,583 Do not fucking move. 1421 01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:46,166 - Don't move? They're shooting! - I don't give a shit what they do. 1422 01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:48,916 - I don't wanna get shot. - You'll get shot if you go up there. 1423 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:49,958 We're gonna stay here. 1424 01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:51,083 - Hey. - Stay here. 1425 01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:53,416 Drop your weapons and put your hands up. 1426 01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:56,208 Isn't there someone else you could be arresting? 1427 01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:57,291 Listen. 1428 01:00:57,375 --> 01:00:58,958 - Whoo! - They jumped off the boat. 1429 01:00:59,041 --> 01:01:00,750 - What do you mean? - They jumped off! 1430 01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:04,500 - So who's driving the fucking boat? - There's no one driving the fucking boat. 1431 01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:08,666 Joe! Joe, Joe. What do you mean? It's water, Joe! 1432 01:01:08,750 --> 01:01:09,958 Oh no! 1433 01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:12,000 - Go, go! - Get the fuck out! 1434 01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:13,958 - What? Oh shit. - Get the fuck out! 1435 01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:15,708 I got it. 1436 01:01:15,791 --> 01:01:17,291 Okay, I got it. 1437 01:01:17,375 --> 01:01:18,250 Oh! 1438 01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:20,625 - Look, look! Turn it. Turn it and push it! - Okay. 1439 01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:21,541 - Turn it? - Hurry up! 1440 01:01:21,625 --> 01:01:22,625 - And push. - Come on! 1441 01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:23,750 - It ain't opening! - Sorry! 1442 01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:26,375 - I'm really sorry. - What are you sorry about? Get it open! 1443 01:01:26,458 --> 01:01:28,916 - We'll do it together. Let's go on three. - No. 1444 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,916 - What? - Can't do three. 1445 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,291 - What? - I'm not good on threes. Let's do four. 1446 01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:33,625 - Okay, fine. Fuck! - You ready? 1447 01:01:33,708 --> 01:01:35,583 One, two, three, four. 1448 01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:38,166 - I told you. - Yes! 1449 01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:39,750 - All my life. - I've never done on four. 1450 01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:41,125 - I can't. - I've only done three. 1451 01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:43,166 - I've never been able to do three. - Go! 1452 01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:45,750 - Go! - Okay, yep. Sorry, you're right. Come on. 1453 01:01:45,833 --> 01:01:47,666 - Wait for me. - Grab a whale dick! 1454 01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:48,583 Swim to the beach. 1455 01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:51,250 - Grab a dick. - Grab a what? 1456 01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:52,750 - I got a dick. - Grab a dick! 1457 01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:57,791 It's good these things float. 1458 01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,583 They way better than pool noodles. 1459 01:01:59,666 --> 01:02:02,666 - I just need to lay down. - I swallowed so much water. 1460 01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:05,583 I wish I could thank the whale that this dick belonged to. 1461 01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:09,208 I'm so thirsty. 1462 01:02:14,583 --> 01:02:17,000 Guys, dang, man! We can say whatever we want. 1463 01:02:17,083 --> 01:02:19,083 - Without these dicks, we don't make it. - Hey, Joe. 1464 01:02:19,166 --> 01:02:20,458 - Yeah? - There's a jellyfish. 1465 01:02:20,541 --> 01:02:23,208 Oh, shit! Guys, jellyfish at nine o'clock. 1466 01:02:23,291 --> 01:02:25,000 Listen. One of those sting you, it's over. 1467 01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:26,166 - Ooh! Fuck! Dude! - What? 1468 01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:27,750 - I think it got you. - Joe. 1469 01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:29,375 - It got who? - Your face! 1470 01:02:29,458 --> 01:02:31,083 - It got me on the fuckin' face? - Oh! 1471 01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:32,666 - Oh, my God! - Oh, shit! 1472 01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,166 - Do you feel anything? - Guys, I think it got me! 1473 01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:38,000 - Yeah, no, we know! - It got me! 1474 01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:39,375 - Use the dick. - What? 1475 01:02:39,458 --> 01:02:42,208 - The dick has healing properties. - Is it fuckin' swollen? 1476 01:02:42,291 --> 01:02:44,875 - If you put your face on it, it will help. - No! No! 1477 01:02:44,958 --> 01:02:47,416 And I hate to say it, but it's concentrated mostly in the tip. 1478 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:49,208 That's bullshit, man! 1479 01:02:49,291 --> 01:02:52,750 By the way, we are so lucky, 'cause this one has some semen left over. 1480 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,375 Whatever it is, it's numbing it a little. 1481 01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:03,583 Hey, Joe, at least take the whale to dinner first. 1482 01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:06,958 - Why don't you go fuck yourself, Nick? - That whale will never forget you! 1483 01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:09,666 Okay, that's not� That's honestly ridiculous, guys. 1484 01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:11,958 I gotta get Benadryl and some ginger. 1485 01:03:12,041 --> 01:03:13,041 I need ginger. 1486 01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:14,916 'Cause my body, the way that my body works, 1487 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,916 sometimes I just gotta settle down the energy. 1488 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,333 God, it fuckin' hurts. 1489 01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:20,291 That got pretty epic back there, 1490 01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:23,083 but� we almost drowned in that boat, and you saved us. 1491 01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:25,666 I honestly just did what I had to do, man. 1492 01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:28,250 I was thinking, um� 1493 01:03:29,166 --> 01:03:31,291 I'd really appreciate it if you came to my wedding, Joe. 1494 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,833 Say that again? 1495 01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:37,291 Joe, you are a part of this family as much as anybody else. 1496 01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:39,333 So I want you there on my big day. Please. 1497 01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:42,375 It'd be my fucking honor. You hear me? 1498 01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:43,833 - All right. Let's... - I mean that. 1499 01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:46,125 - Let's go get you some Benadryl. - Yeah, I'm fine. 1500 01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:49,000 By the way, already feeling better after that news. 1501 01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:51,875 I send you out all night and you come back with nothing? 1502 01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:53,166 What is this guy, a ghost? 1503 01:03:53,250 --> 01:03:55,583 There's too many people on the streets talking. 1504 01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:58,166 If word gets out that it's okay to steal from me? 1505 01:03:58,250 --> 01:03:59,083 - Fuck no. - Stop. 1506 01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:01,208 - I want my drugs back. Tonight. - Go back. 1507 01:04:01,291 --> 01:04:02,250 Stop. 1508 01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:03,875 - Fuck! There he is. - What? 1509 01:04:03,958 --> 01:04:06,708 I knew I knew that son of a bitch. He's staying at one of our mansions. 1510 01:04:06,791 --> 01:04:09,125 - Pull up the address. - He's renting one of our properties? 1511 01:04:09,208 --> 01:04:11,666 He broke in your summer closet after you put that label on it. 1512 01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:14,583 And you didn't recognize him? What are you, a fuckin' idiot? 1513 01:04:14,666 --> 01:04:16,541 He's a fucking dead man. 1514 01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,375 Unbelievable. 1515 01:04:25,458 --> 01:04:27,250 Holy shit, my feet hurt. 1516 01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:29,541 Get some water. Can someone get some water? 1517 01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:32,166 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 1518 01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:34,833 You know what I think? I probably should get some more Benadryl. 1519 01:04:34,916 --> 01:04:37,041 We could try Find My Phone on your computer. 1520 01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:39,041 It's a good idea, Mason. A real good idea. 1521 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,583 You know, maybe we can find those girls and get our shit back. 1522 01:04:41,666 --> 01:04:44,041 Hey, Joe, what are all these photos and videos of us? 1523 01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,041 Ohh� Oh, that's right. 1524 01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:49,125 What is this? 1525 01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:54,291 - What's up? - "Unlimited campaign pitch deck"? 1526 01:04:54,375 --> 01:04:56,458 The fuck? That's why you brought the Unlimited bottles? 1527 01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:58,000 This is a fucking marketing campaign? 1528 01:04:58,083 --> 01:05:00,916 You've been doing, like, corporate espionage. 1529 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,000 Listen to me, Nick. That is not what corporate espionage is. 1530 01:05:05,083 --> 01:05:06,333 Bro, look at the angle on this. 1531 01:05:06,416 --> 01:05:08,541 That's what that fake-ass necklace was. It was a camera! 1532 01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:12,041 Why you guys acting like this, hmm? Y'all should be honored. 1533 01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:15,708 How fuckin' delusional do you gotta be to think that we would be honored 1534 01:05:15,791 --> 01:05:18,083 that you commodified our life just to sell shit? 1535 01:05:18,166 --> 01:05:20,916 What? This whole weekend's just been some kind of fuckin' lie, huh? 1536 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:21,958 I feel violated. 1537 01:05:22,041 --> 01:05:24,708 - Hunter� - You exploited us without our consent! 1538 01:05:24,791 --> 01:05:26,458 For your own personal shit. 1539 01:05:26,541 --> 01:05:27,875 You're a monster, Joe. 1540 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:28,875 Now, that's enough. 1541 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:30,291 That is enough! 1542 01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:32,958 - I'm not a monster! - Joe. 1543 01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:36,083 I don't feel Miami no more, man. 1544 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:39,750 Freshman, now, hold on. Freshman. Freshman, don't walk off like this. 1545 01:05:39,833 --> 01:05:41,583 You still in Miami. 1546 01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:45,625 Thought you got me out of my slump, but you're just like Elizabeth. 1547 01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:48,416 You look and sound exactly like her right now. 1548 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,791 Fuck you, Joe. 1549 01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:54,208 Fuck me? I'm� I'm the one that almost got your dick sucked. 1550 01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,708 Almost. 1551 01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:59,416 This is crazy, guys. 1552 01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:02,166 - I trusted you, man. - Hey. Hey. 1553 01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:06,250 Out of all people, you� you the one that should be on my side. 1554 01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:07,833 After what you said, remember? 1555 01:06:07,916 --> 01:06:11,625 You said Nick has the emotional intelligence of a child. 1556 01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:14,375 Did you not say that to me? 1557 01:06:14,458 --> 01:06:16,208 I know he's all drugged up. 1558 01:06:16,708 --> 01:06:18,375 There's no way you said that to him. 1559 01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:22,166 - Tell him, Mason. - Right? 1560 01:06:24,791 --> 01:06:25,791 Yeah. 1561 01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:27,833 Yeah, you know what, Nick? 1562 01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:31,375 It has been a little difficult to talk to you since I got engaged. 1563 01:06:31,458 --> 01:06:35,458 What? Are you serious? You friend-cheated on me with this weirdo? 1564 01:06:35,541 --> 01:06:38,166 It was just nice 1565 01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:41,625 to talk to somebody about how excited I am to be engaged 1566 01:06:41,708 --> 01:06:45,208 without being called a pussy every five seconds. 1567 01:06:45,291 --> 01:06:48,958 What are you talking about, Mase? That's what our whole relationship is based on. 1568 01:06:49,041 --> 01:06:52,541 - That's how I show you... - I'm telling you that doesn't work for me. 1569 01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:53,666 Let it land. 1570 01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:55,750 - Shut up, Joe! - Shut the fuck up, Joe! 1571 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,333 - Fair. - You know what? 1572 01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:00,458 - Your little project? - Don't do that. 1573 01:07:00,541 --> 01:07:02,500 - Mmm? - Hey, uh, okay, Nick? 1574 01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:05,375 - I'm gonna tell you this one time. - Hmm? Do you think this is cool, Joe? 1575 01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:08,708 You do what I think you're about to, it's gonna be some furniture movin' in here. 1576 01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:11,208 - Swimmin' with the fishes, Joe. - No, Nick, no... 1577 01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:13,333 Oh, you got some fuckin' nerve, don't you? 1578 01:07:13,416 --> 01:07:15,583 Goddamn it! You done did it. 1579 01:07:15,666 --> 01:07:16,791 Ah, shit! 1580 01:07:16,875 --> 01:07:19,375 They say I got seven seconds. Can't hook it. 1581 01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:20,458 You� 1582 01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:24,458 You done fucked up, Nick. You hear me? 1583 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,500 You a bad person, Joe. 1584 01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:27,875 Yeah, you better walk away. 1585 01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:31,625 That's what you better do. You better storm out like a little child. 1586 01:07:31,708 --> 01:07:35,166 I can't believe that shit. Mason, can you believe that? 1587 01:07:37,166 --> 01:07:38,833 Joe, you gotta leave, man. 1588 01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,750 So that's how it's gonna be, huh? 1589 01:07:50,833 --> 01:07:53,250 Well, my name is still on that contract. 1590 01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:55,666 Hey, y'all gonna give me my luggage? 1591 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:04,958 Mmm. 1592 01:08:05,791 --> 01:08:06,791 Aah. 1593 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:10,333 I probably took more than I'm supposed to take, but I feel like I had to. 1594 01:08:10,416 --> 01:08:12,833 I think it's going down, which is a good thing, right? 1595 01:08:12,916 --> 01:08:14,666 Having such a bad day. 1596 01:08:15,208 --> 01:08:17,833 Lost my goddamn phone. I ain't got no wallet. 1597 01:08:17,916 --> 01:08:19,125 Can't pay for shit. 1598 01:08:19,208 --> 01:08:21,166 - God damn. - What'd you just say? 1599 01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:23,166 - Hmm? - You said you can't pay for this? 1600 01:08:23,250 --> 01:08:25,541 I said I can't play with this. I don't fuck with that water. 1601 01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:31,458 Whoo! 1602 01:08:31,541 --> 01:08:32,708 Whoo! Yeah! 1603 01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:37,833 I know you fuckin' lyin'. 1604 01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:41,625 Hey! 1605 01:08:45,375 --> 01:08:47,458 Hey! Don't trust them bitches! 1606 01:08:47,541 --> 01:08:49,083 Shots! Shots! Shots! 1607 01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:51,916 Wait! Them bitches are robbers! 1608 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,916 They're fuckin' robbers! 1609 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,458 Don't trust them! 1610 01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:06,208 Aah! 1611 01:09:06,291 --> 01:09:07,958 I was having� 1612 01:09:08,041 --> 01:09:11,458 Aah! 1613 01:09:11,541 --> 01:09:13,708 - Hey, what the fuck was that? - Yah! 1614 01:09:13,791 --> 01:09:15,583 - Oh, shit! - Surprise, bitches! 1615 01:09:15,666 --> 01:09:17,750 Guess who's back from Roofie Island? 1616 01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:19,708 Oh my God! 1617 01:09:19,791 --> 01:09:21,458 - Everybody stay still! - What the fuck? 1618 01:09:21,541 --> 01:09:25,166 Listen to me. I'm here to save your life because these bitches, they crooks! 1619 01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:26,208 - What, man? - No! 1620 01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:28,083 - Oh, fuck! - Don't you fucking drink that! 1621 01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:29,916 Don't drink it! They gonna fucking drug y'all! 1622 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,416 You hear me? You're not gonna be yourself. 1623 01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:33,750 He drank it. 1624 01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:36,583 - Hey, brother, look at me. He gone! - He's smashed. 1625 01:09:36,666 --> 01:09:38,958 - Shut your ass up! Hey, man! - He just looks like that! 1626 01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:41,583 Look at me, man. Don't you fucking die on me! 1627 01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:43,125 - Fuck this shit! I'm out. - No, no� 1628 01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:46,125 You gotta get him some fucking food, man. Put somethin' on his system. 1629 01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:48,041 - Put somethin' on his system. - Noted! 1630 01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,833 Get him some fuckin' water! 1631 01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:54,458 Ohh. Now, I see this goin' one of two ways. 1632 01:09:54,541 --> 01:09:57,500 You can either go the easy way or the hard way. 1633 01:09:57,583 --> 01:09:59,041 Easy way is real simple. 1634 01:09:59,125 --> 01:10:00,291 Give us our shit. 1635 01:10:00,958 --> 01:10:02,041 You mean 1636 01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:05,750 our shit, yeah? 1637 01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:06,958 - Oh, you want it? - Well! 1638 01:10:07,041 --> 01:10:08,958 - Somebody's smart about their choice. - Want it? 1639 01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,708 Oh, shit! 1640 01:10:16,291 --> 01:10:17,500 Get off! Get off of me! 1641 01:10:17,583 --> 01:10:19,000 Man, shut the fuck up! 1642 01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:23,166 - Get his ass! Fuck him up. - Get out! Get the fuck out! 1643 01:10:23,250 --> 01:10:24,916 - Y'all tryin' to kill me? - Get the fuck out! 1644 01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:29,791 - Get the fuck out! - Get your fuckin' hands off me! 1645 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,291 But now we're on stage And a milli gets made 1646 01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:35,958 I need that, I need that, Greaze� 1647 01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:37,875 - Yes! - Sit your ass down! 1648 01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,000 I'll fuck you up! 1649 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,958 What the fuck is wrong with y'all? 1650 01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,166 You die! 1651 01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:50,500 Motherfucker! Bitch, take this! 1652 01:10:51,166 --> 01:10:54,458 I didn't actually want your dick. You thought that? 1653 01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,083 Fuck you, bitches! 1654 01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:02,291 Oh, shit! 1655 01:11:04,291 --> 01:11:07,000 Oh my God, Scarlett! I'm so sorry! God! Oh, my God! 1656 01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:25,625 Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky Plug said he want 16 for the pound 1657 01:11:25,708 --> 01:11:27,541 But I'm tryna get it Under a rack like Saudi 1658 01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:29,958 - Iced-out watch, my diamonds cloudy - Get his ass! 1659 01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:33,750 - Grills like Foreman - I'm getting the fuck out of here! 1660 01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,375 Watch out! Oh! 1661 01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:37,791 Get over here! 1662 01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:44,833 I would never fuck you, you fucking idiot! 1663 01:11:44,916 --> 01:11:47,041 Oh, yeah? You fucking lost! 1664 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:50,291 Four against one. Four against one! And I got the bag. Fuck you! 1665 01:11:50,375 --> 01:11:52,458 I need that, I need that I need that, I need that 1666 01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:54,208 I got your scrapbook back. 1667 01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:57,208 It wasn't easy, but I fuckin'... 1668 01:11:57,291 --> 01:11:58,875 What the fuck are you doing? 1669 01:11:58,958 --> 01:12:01,166 - I'm sorry! I thought you were them. - Thought I was who? 1670 01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:02,083 Drug guys, man. 1671 01:12:02,166 --> 01:12:03,708 - What? - They took Mason! 1672 01:12:03,791 --> 01:12:05,583 You know Mason, the strong one we were with? 1673 01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:06,541 - The wedding? - Yeah. 1674 01:12:06,625 --> 01:12:08,541 - There was four of us, now three? - I know Mason. 1675 01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:11,416 - Light-skinned, kinda like us but lighter? - I know who the fuck Mason is! 1676 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,916 - They took him! - I'm losing a lotta patience with you. 1677 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,833 - With me? You made us drug dealers! - Yes. 1678 01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:19,583 Stop it! Right now. Take a beat, and tell me what the fuck is goin' on. 1679 01:12:19,666 --> 01:12:22,583 They think that you, Ricardo Montana, are some sort of kingpin 1680 01:12:22,666 --> 01:12:24,166 trying to move into their territory. 1681 01:12:24,250 --> 01:12:26,625 - Who thinks that? - They told us that we have until 8:00 p.m. 1682 01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:29,291 We get the drugs back, or they're gonna kill Mason. 1683 01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:30,875 - What drugs? - Yeah, "What drugs?" 1684 01:12:30,958 --> 01:12:33,375 Yeah, what drug� Don't pull that shit on me. What drugs? 1685 01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:37,291 You stole 30 kilos of cocaine from the big yacht. 1686 01:12:37,375 --> 01:12:39,333 - I ain't steal no goddamn drugs. - You did! 1687 01:12:39,416 --> 01:12:41,916 They gave me this burner phone and they said if we call the cops, 1688 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,000 they're gonna kill Mason. 1689 01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:45,333 We have to meet them at some exchange point with the drugs. 1690 01:12:45,416 --> 01:12:48,000 I don't know how to use this. It's from your generation. You do it. 1691 01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,625 Y'all need to listen to me. Listen good. 1692 01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:50,916 You sound like fuckin' idiots! 1693 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,625 Like I wouldn't know if I had 30 kilos of cocaine on the� 1694 01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:00,916 - Careful. - The jet skis! 1695 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,791 - When you go down the stairs, make a left. - Come on, come on! 1696 01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:06,458 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, God. 1697 01:13:06,541 --> 01:13:09,208 - Over here, over here. - How you open it? 1698 01:13:09,291 --> 01:13:10,791 Oh, the front. 1699 01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,250 - Hold the top. - Oh! Oh! 1700 01:13:12,333 --> 01:13:14,833 That's, like, five billion dollars' worth of cocaine. 1701 01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:17,625 - I don't know about that math, man. - Guys, what is it? 1702 01:13:18,333 --> 01:13:20,041 Yeah. Yeah, Joe. 1703 01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:21,375 Bunch of it, man. 1704 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:24,750 Oh, shit. 1705 01:13:26,708 --> 01:13:27,958 You bitches have my drugs? 1706 01:13:28,791 --> 01:13:31,416 Yes, but� but listen, we� we have them, 1707 01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:32,875 but I just wanna tell you that we... 1708 01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:33,958 Who's this? 1709 01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:37,458 Um� This is Joe Nixon. 1710 01:13:38,125 --> 01:13:40,583 I told you I only wanna talk to Ricardo Montana. 1711 01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:42,750 Give me Ricardo Montana or the kid dies. 1712 01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:44,625 - Oh, my� - Okay, so here's the thing... 1713 01:13:45,875 --> 01:13:48,166 - Hello? Oh, shit, he hung up. - Oh, my� 1714 01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:49,791 Oh, fuck, no. 1715 01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:52,833 No, no, no, no. Okay, uh, call� call him back and be Ricardo. 1716 01:13:53,416 --> 01:13:55,291 - It's not that easy. - Just call Ricardo. 1717 01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,625 I don't have the fuckin' patience to deal with Freshman right now. 1718 01:13:58,708 --> 01:14:00,833 - Chill out. - It's not a different guy. It's a� 1719 01:14:00,916 --> 01:14:02,625 - It's him. - What? 1720 01:14:02,708 --> 01:14:05,458 - Just... - Guys, I cannot just become Ricardo. 1721 01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:07,750 - Ricardo is inside of you. All right. - He's inside of him? 1722 01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:08,875 - It sounded weird. - Wait. 1723 01:14:08,958 --> 01:14:10,708 It's not voluntary. 1724 01:14:10,791 --> 01:14:13,500 All right? It only happens if I� if I do the shit. 1725 01:14:15,291 --> 01:14:16,208 What? 1726 01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:18,583 Okay, so� 1727 01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,125 Nick, cut him up a little bit of that. 1728 01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:28,375 - Come on, Joe, it's just� it's just coke. - Yep, just get in there. 1729 01:14:29,458 --> 01:14:30,291 For Mason. 1730 01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:37,500 Oh. 1731 01:14:39,583 --> 01:14:41,041 - Whew! - Oh. 1732 01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:42,916 Hah! 1733 01:14:43,541 --> 01:14:44,625 - Whoo! - Did it work? 1734 01:14:44,708 --> 01:14:46,458 Yeah, are you� are you Ricardo? 1735 01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:48,250 God, please speak Spanish. 1736 01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:50,916 You wanna salsa yet? 1737 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,750 Buenos� buenos dias. 1738 01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:54,416 Hola, Ricardo? 1739 01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,291 Hola??Como estas? 1740 01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:01,666 No, still Joe. 1741 01:15:01,750 --> 01:15:03,750 - Fuck! - Fuck me, man. Come on, dude. 1742 01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:05,000 Um� Do more. 1743 01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:05,916 - Yeah. - What? 1744 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,750 Do more fucking coke, man! We need you to become Ricardo. 1745 01:15:08,833 --> 01:15:10,958 That makes a lot of sense. You have to do more coke. 1746 01:15:11,041 --> 01:15:12,333 - No. No. - Wait. What if Joe dies? 1747 01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:13,291 That's a good point. 1748 01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:15,875 What if Joe dies? What if Mason dies, dawg? 1749 01:15:15,958 --> 01:15:18,500 - You gotta just do it. - I didn't put anything on my stomach. 1750 01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:20,791 My stomach get fucked up. I didn't take no Pepto-Bismol. 1751 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,583 - Shut the fuck up about Pepto! - Do more! 1752 01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:24,916 Not how it works. When you do it, wait a beat. Take a beat. 1753 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,583 - Then after that, another beat. - A beat? 1754 01:15:26,666 --> 01:15:28,125 - If I don't� - What's he talking about? 1755 01:15:28,208 --> 01:15:29,916 - What are you talking about? - Do more, man! 1756 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,375 - No, you gotta... - Hey, fuck it. 1757 01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:33,583 - You're doing more cocaine. - No, no! Oh! 1758 01:15:33,666 --> 01:15:35,291 - Do it! - Oh, fuck! 1759 01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:36,916 Oh. Oh! 1760 01:15:39,916 --> 01:15:41,208 What the fuck was that? 1761 01:15:41,833 --> 01:15:43,458 Huh? Seriously, man, seriously. 1762 01:15:43,541 --> 01:15:45,041 What the fuck? What are you doing, man? 1763 01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:47,583 Fuck that! Don't put a handful of cocaine in somebody's face. 1764 01:15:47,666 --> 01:15:49,541 I don't know what it was. What if I fuckin' OD'd? 1765 01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:51,541 You're fucked up. Fucked up. Everybody here's... 1766 01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:12,458 Oh, shit. 1767 01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:15,791 Where did he get glasses from? 1768 01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:20,333 Did it work? 1769 01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:22,791 Are you Ricardo? 1770 01:16:25,500 --> 01:16:27,916 - Is he all right? - Something happened. I don't know. 1771 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,000 - Say something. - How you feelin'? 1772 01:16:30,083 --> 01:16:31,250 - Did you... - ?Callate! 1773 01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:34,208 We was trying to call you, man. 1774 01:16:36,708 --> 01:16:37,583 Enough. 1775 01:16:38,916 --> 01:16:40,291 Dial the fucking number. 1776 01:16:40,375 --> 01:16:41,500 - Okay. - Dial it. 1777 01:16:41,583 --> 01:16:43,208 - Yeah. Okay. - Put it on "peaker" phone. 1778 01:16:43,291 --> 01:16:45,416 - What? - Put it on "peaker" phone. 1779 01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:47,333 Do what he says, man. Put it on "peaker" phone. 1780 01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:50,583 "Peaker" phone. There ya go. 1781 01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:53,083 This better be Ricardo. 1782 01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:54,166 Si. 1783 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,375 And you are? 1784 01:16:57,875 --> 01:17:00,041 We both know who I am. Do you have my drugs? 1785 01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:01,750 Maybe I do, maybe I don't. 1786 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,041 - No, we have them. - It depends. 1787 01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:06,541 Depends on if you have my nino. 1788 01:17:06,625 --> 01:17:07,916 That's "boy." 1789 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,708 - Hmm? - I have your nino. 1790 01:17:09,791 --> 01:17:10,875 Listen. 1791 01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:12,875 You listen good. 1792 01:17:12,958 --> 01:17:14,666 Oh, he's� he's negotiating. 1793 01:17:14,750 --> 01:17:18,250 If there is one scratch� on him, 1794 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,625 one scratch, 1795 01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:23,291 you and me, we gon' have a problem. 1796 01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:24,833 Big problem. 1797 01:17:24,916 --> 01:17:26,250 Hmm? 1798 01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:30,666 You no want a problem with me, 'cause I crazy. 1799 01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:34,041 You hear me? 1800 01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:35,833 Why don't I just kill him now? 1801 01:17:35,916 --> 01:17:36,750 Fuck. 1802 01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:39,000 I'll tell you why! 1803 01:17:39,083 --> 01:17:40,708 Because you no want no war. 1804 01:17:40,791 --> 01:17:42,375 I want war. 1805 01:17:43,041 --> 01:17:44,333 I love war. 1806 01:17:44,416 --> 01:17:48,250 In fact, you want to hear a little surprise? 1807 01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:49,208 Hmm? 1808 01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:52,416 I already partner with the yakuza. 1809 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:53,791 They with me today. 1810 01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:55,375 - No! Why are you saying that? - Hmm. 1811 01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:57,833 You're full of shit. I already have a deal with the yakuza. 1812 01:17:57,916 --> 01:17:59,125 I no lie! 1813 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:04,333 It makes me want to feed you to my hippopotamus. Huh? 1814 01:18:04,916 --> 01:18:06,666 I let you talk to the yakuza yourself. 1815 01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:08,916 Why are you doing this, man? No. 1816 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:09,875 Yakuza. 1817 01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:13,583 Speak. 1818 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:16,958 Not anymore. We've partnered with Ricardo Montana. 1819 01:18:18,541 --> 01:18:19,458 Boom. 1820 01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:22,041 Like a big bomb go off. 1821 01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:25,458 So now you listen to me. 1822 01:18:25,958 --> 01:18:28,416 We are going to do a trade. 1823 01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:32,541 My guy, your drug, hmm? That simple. 1824 01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:34,166 - Hey, maybe you should... - Hey. 1825 01:18:35,583 --> 01:18:36,416 - I would just... - Yah! 1826 01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:37,333 Oh! 1827 01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:39,458 - What the fuck, dude? - Enough. 1828 01:18:39,541 --> 01:18:40,958 Slapped the fuck outta you. 1829 01:18:41,041 --> 01:18:42,083 Silence. 1830 01:18:42,166 --> 01:18:43,291 Oh! 1831 01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:45,333 Do we have a deal? 1832 01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:46,750 - Ow! What? - Huh? 1833 01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,500 Sending you a location. 1834 01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:49,458 - Aah. - Oh, yes. 1835 01:18:49,541 --> 01:18:52,625 You make the right decision. 1836 01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:55,666 I'm looking forward to settling who the true king of Miami is. 1837 01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:58,500 And I look forward to fucking your mother. 1838 01:18:58,583 --> 01:19:00,291 - What the fuck, man? - Wait a minute. 1839 01:19:00,375 --> 01:19:02,458 - Too far. - What is that? 1840 01:19:02,541 --> 01:19:04,916 - Ricardo! - Don't fuck with Ricardo. 1841 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,166 That's great. 1842 01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:07,875 Oh, oh, oh, oh! We got a text. 1843 01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:08,875 Oh, it's an address. 1844 01:19:08,958 --> 01:19:11,250 All right. Come on, let's go. We got this shit. Let's go. 1845 01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:13,291 Get all of the drugs and just get out... 1846 01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:14,333 Wait! 1847 01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:19,208 Hmm. 1848 01:19:20,916 --> 01:19:22,208 This is good. 1849 01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:25,083 If we are going to party, 1850 01:19:25,583 --> 01:19:28,416 then I am going to want to dress appropriately. 1851 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:32,208 And you, well, you will do the same. 1852 01:19:32,791 --> 01:19:33,750 Hmm? 1853 01:19:34,791 --> 01:19:36,958 Estoy 1854 01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:40,375 El camino 1855 01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:42,625 - Aah! - Yeah 1856 01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:44,333 ?Vamos! 1857 01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:46,125 Vamos, yeah. I don't know. 1858 01:19:46,208 --> 01:19:48,458 Hang on, I be gettin' to the money 1859 01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,625 Everybody mad 1860 01:19:52,541 --> 01:19:54,500 Think I'm gettin' too much money 1861 01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:56,791 Everybody mad 1862 01:19:59,291 --> 01:20:01,416 The same ol' nigga from the block 1863 01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:04,333 The same old nigga with the pot 1864 01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:07,000 The same old nigga from the trap 1865 01:20:07,083 --> 01:20:10,458 Everybody hated on him Then he bounced right back 1866 01:20:10,541 --> 01:20:13,291 I done spent A whole lotta time overseas 1867 01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:16,250 Doublin' my money 'Cause you know I want cheese 1868 01:20:16,333 --> 01:20:18,833 I been in my hometown Playin' with the keys 1869 01:20:18,916 --> 01:20:22,083 When they fell off the boat Yeah I'm talking 'bout Belize 1870 01:20:22,166 --> 01:20:25,000 I know it's a whole lotta niggas That was hatin' 1871 01:20:25,083 --> 01:20:29,166 All I see is 20's, 50's, 100's 1872 01:20:36,625 --> 01:20:38,708 - Ricardo, you good? You okay? - Hmm? 1873 01:20:38,791 --> 01:20:41,208 No. The fucking coke wore off. 1874 01:20:41,291 --> 01:20:42,708 - What? - I can feel my goddamn teeth. 1875 01:20:42,791 --> 01:20:44,666 My chin is fuckin' all of a sudden under control. 1876 01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:45,750 - It's gone. - Got it. 1877 01:20:45,833 --> 01:20:49,083 - I'll helicopter dick. Distract 'em. - Do not take your dick out. 1878 01:20:49,166 --> 01:20:50,875 - It's long. They won't know what to do. - Yo! 1879 01:20:52,541 --> 01:20:55,375 - You glittery motherfuckers, let's go. - Just follow my lead. 1880 01:20:55,958 --> 01:20:58,125 Follow his lead. Follow his lead. Okay. 1881 01:20:59,958 --> 01:21:00,875 Loco. 1882 01:21:04,916 --> 01:21:07,708 Oh, I'm so glad you guys made a wardrobe change! 1883 01:21:07,791 --> 01:21:09,041 Okay, okay. 1884 01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:10,666 Papi's here. 1885 01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:12,416 Game's over. 1886 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,083 So. 1887 01:21:15,416 --> 01:21:18,333 You thought you were gonna be the new king of Miami, eh, Ricardito? 1888 01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:21,291 Get on my boat, you steal my shit. 1889 01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:24,000 You think I was gonna let you go, with doing that? 1890 01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:28,458 Why are you wearing my father's clothes? 1891 01:21:29,541 --> 01:21:31,875 Don't fucking look down. I'm talking to you here. 1892 01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:34,500 Why are you wearing my dead father's clothes? 1893 01:21:34,583 --> 01:21:35,958 What kind of person are you? 1894 01:21:36,041 --> 01:21:38,583 You know how much disrespect my father had when he was alive 1895 01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:40,041 because he was a little person? 1896 01:21:40,125 --> 01:21:42,583 And now this? I gotta look at this little shit little person 1897 01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:44,083 with his fucking clothes on? 1898 01:21:45,708 --> 01:21:48,083 I called the yakuza. They never heard of you. 1899 01:21:48,166 --> 01:21:51,583 So now I'm wondering, who the fuck is Ricardo Montana? 1900 01:21:54,541 --> 01:21:55,833 It's a simple fucking question. 1901 01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:07,833 Why are you clapping? 1902 01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:11,583 Why the fuck are you clapping? Give� give me a gun. 1903 01:22:15,416 --> 01:22:17,708 Okay, I'm gonna ask you the same question again. 1904 01:22:17,791 --> 01:22:20,083 Then I'm gonna count to three and I expect an answer. 1905 01:22:20,166 --> 01:22:23,541 Who the fuck is Ricardo Montana? One, two, three. 1906 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,875 - Oh my God! - Joe, just tell him the fuckin' truth! 1907 01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,416 Okay. All right. 1908 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:32,708 You wanna know the truth? 1909 01:22:32,791 --> 01:22:33,875 I'm nobody. 1910 01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:37,291 I'm a guy that crashed these fucking kids' bachelor party 1911 01:22:37,375 --> 01:22:38,958 because I'm� I'm scared. 1912 01:22:39,041 --> 01:22:41,333 I'm scared to grow up, man. 1913 01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:44,208 Ricardo Montana's fuckin' fiction. He's not even real. 1914 01:22:44,291 --> 01:22:46,458 It's some� it's somebody I turn into when I do coke. 1915 01:22:47,041 --> 01:22:49,666 Okay? It makes me all stupid and crazy, man. 1916 01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:51,750 My name is Joe Nixon. 1917 01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:53,625 I'm a 40-year-old creative exec. 1918 01:22:53,708 --> 01:22:56,791 I stole the jet skis. I had no idea that the goddamn drugs was in 'em. 1919 01:22:56,875 --> 01:22:58,958 - We had no idea. - No idea. 1920 01:22:59,041 --> 01:23:02,500 These guys got nothin' to do with this. I'm the one. I fucked up. It's all me. 1921 01:23:03,791 --> 01:23:06,875 So if you guys wanna do anything to anybody, it should be me. 1922 01:23:06,958 --> 01:23:10,041 'Cause I'm the one whose fucking life is goin' down a goddamn tube, 1923 01:23:10,125 --> 01:23:11,583 and I'm scared. 1924 01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:13,708 That's my truth. 1925 01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:18,875 All this is because� you had a midlife crisis? 1926 01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:22,916 I think I said a lot more than that. I think I said� I gave you more examples. 1927 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:26,541 So you come down here pretending to be a Cuban drug lord 1928 01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:28,083 with a shitty fucking accent? 1929 01:23:28,166 --> 01:23:30,625 You think every fucking drug lord here in Miami is Cuban? 1930 01:23:30,708 --> 01:23:33,416 No. Everybody wants to be fucking Tony Montana 1931 01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:35,041 with a stupid fucking accent! 1932 01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:37,166 Am I speaking with that fucking accent? 1933 01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:42,291 - What do you think you sound like? - Joe. 1934 01:23:42,375 --> 01:23:43,291 No. 1935 01:23:43,375 --> 01:23:44,833 - Are you a fucking moron? - No... 1936 01:23:44,916 --> 01:23:46,666 Let me tell you something, when I do cocaine, 1937 01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:49,875 I� I do a really hilarious African American accent. 1938 01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:51,833 Really? Okay, but, what, like hip-hop? 1939 01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:55,041 No, you fuckin' idiot! Why would I do that? It's disrespectful. 1940 01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:57,958 - That's� Okay, I get it. - Are you a fuckin' moron? 1941 01:23:58,041 --> 01:24:01,166 No, that's what I'm saying. What you're saying, after you say it, I'm like, "Oh." 1942 01:24:10,583 --> 01:24:12,083 I miss you, papi. 1943 01:24:22,583 --> 01:24:23,750 He's crying. 1944 01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:24,833 He's fucking crying? 1945 01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:27,125 You smell just like my father. 1946 01:24:27,208 --> 01:24:28,916 Yeah. Yeah. 1947 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,625 You ain't had� you ain't had a chance to get it out. 1948 01:24:34,875 --> 01:24:35,958 Love you, papi. 1949 01:24:36,833 --> 01:24:38,041 Uh� 1950 01:24:40,916 --> 01:24:42,208 Love� love you too. 1951 01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:49,625 You're too old for this crazy shit, man. You gotta settle down. 1952 01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:52,833 You know, I settled down, and it changed my life. 1953 01:24:52,916 --> 01:24:54,625 You see my son over here? 1954 01:24:54,708 --> 01:24:56,708 Jonathan. He's my pride and joy. 1955 01:24:56,791 --> 01:24:58,166 Love you, Dad. 1956 01:24:58,250 --> 01:25:01,333 Dad, uh, on the streets, I thought I told you to call me Jaze. 1957 01:25:01,416 --> 01:25:02,791 Shut up. They don't call you that. 1958 01:25:02,875 --> 01:25:04,750 I swear to God. I told you last week over brunch. 1959 01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:07,291 - I even got the tattoo and everything. - Okay, whatever, Jazz. 1960 01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:08,708 - Jaze, Dad, with an E. - No... 1961 01:25:08,791 --> 01:25:11,500 - Please, just say it. - Okay, Jazz with an E. Okay, whatever. 1962 01:25:11,583 --> 01:25:12,500 Go. 1963 01:25:13,291 --> 01:25:15,208 I see what you're saying about family, and that's� 1964 01:25:15,291 --> 01:25:17,750 What you guys have? I want that. 1965 01:25:17,833 --> 01:25:19,625 - He takes after his mother. - Okay. 1966 01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:21,041 Okay. 1967 01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:25,458 You need to prioritize the people in your life that are most important. 1968 01:25:25,541 --> 01:25:27,250 Reach out to them, tell them you love them, 1969 01:25:27,333 --> 01:25:29,333 and that you wanna be with them forever. 1970 01:25:29,416 --> 01:25:30,958 It's the most important thing. 1971 01:25:35,791 --> 01:25:38,583 Okay, let him go. Let's hit the road. Grab the stash. 1972 01:25:38,666 --> 01:25:40,583 - Welcome home, buddy. - Oh! 1973 01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:42,875 - We love you. - Oh, my God. 1974 01:25:42,958 --> 01:25:44,541 - Joey. - Yeah? 1975 01:25:44,625 --> 01:25:47,291 You're lucky I'm old school, and I don't kill civilians. 1976 01:25:48,083 --> 01:25:48,958 Take the coat off. 1977 01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:52,250 Yeah, no, abs� absolutely. 1978 01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:54,500 You, uh� Yep, just� 1979 01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:55,958 - That's it. - You want the pants too? 1980 01:25:56,041 --> 01:25:56,958 No, no, keep the pants. 1981 01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:06,125 Joe, what is on your ass? 1982 01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:07,291 - That's shit. - What? 1983 01:26:07,375 --> 01:26:08,500 - Huh? What? - That's shit. 1984 01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:10,666 - I was worried. - The gunshot. It's shit. 1985 01:26:10,750 --> 01:26:12,416 - A scary situation. - I did. 1986 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,875 - Oh my God. - I did. 1987 01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:22,000 You are gonna have a great time at this weddin'. 1988 01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:24,416 - Freshman, don't fuck up the date. When? - October. 1989 01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:25,750 It's July 7, Freshman. 1990 01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:28,958 Oh, July 7. My fault, I thought it was Halloween. 1991 01:26:29,583 --> 01:26:31,500 It's not� it's not on Halloween, Freshman. 1992 01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:34,833 Switchin' topics, Freshman, I didn't tell you how good a job you did 1993 01:26:34,916 --> 01:26:37,083 on that call with them drug lords, it blew me away. 1994 01:26:37,166 --> 01:26:39,541 You need to go get a job at the UN as a translator. 1995 01:26:39,625 --> 01:26:41,208 - Become a hero. - Like Batman? 1996 01:26:41,791 --> 01:26:43,875 - I'm done fightin' it. You gotta submit. - Yep. 1997 01:26:43,958 --> 01:26:45,625 - Right? - Let him do his thing. 1998 01:26:45,708 --> 01:26:49,958 I am unbelievably sorry for really, uh� ruining your weekend, man. 1999 01:26:50,041 --> 01:26:53,125 You did. You did fuck up the whole weekend. 2000 01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:54,291 Yeah. 2001 01:26:54,375 --> 01:26:58,166 But it was unforgettable, Joe. You're gonna make it in the book for sure. 2002 01:26:58,250 --> 01:27:00,125 Wow. 2003 01:27:00,208 --> 01:27:02,750 Being in the book is a big deal, man. Thank you. 2004 01:27:03,416 --> 01:27:05,416 If I could just give you a piece of information� 2005 01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:08,416 It's not advice. It's just information. 2006 01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:12,083 Understand that the world is gonna throw a lot of curveballs at you. 2007 01:27:12,166 --> 01:27:14,833 It's your job to filter through it and make decisions 2008 01:27:14,916 --> 01:27:16,625 that best suit you and what you have. 2009 01:27:16,708 --> 01:27:18,916 But you protect this. Protect this circle. 2010 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:22,125 Nick, you were gonna helicopter dick to save my life. 2011 01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,583 I won't forget that. 2012 01:27:25,291 --> 01:27:28,083 Man, I would helicopter dick for you a thousand times. 2013 01:27:29,125 --> 01:27:30,875 I mean it. For you. For any of you. 2014 01:27:30,958 --> 01:27:32,208 You too, Joe. 2015 01:27:32,291 --> 01:27:33,625 - All of us. - I don't need it. 2016 01:27:33,708 --> 01:27:34,833 - We can do it. - Let's do it. 2017 01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:37,833 No, guys, no. I think it's one of those things that's yours. 2018 01:27:37,916 --> 01:27:38,833 - All right. - Why not? 2019 01:27:38,916 --> 01:27:40,458 - Suit yourself. - I'll take a hug. 2020 01:27:40,541 --> 01:27:43,208 - You wanna touch us? - Can we just do a hug? Give me a hug. 2021 01:27:43,291 --> 01:27:45,916 - Let's do it, come on. - All right. 2022 01:27:46,458 --> 01:27:48,083 - Huh? Give me a hug. - Yeah. 2023 01:27:48,166 --> 01:27:49,666 - Come on. - You know what? 2024 01:27:50,166 --> 01:27:52,250 This makes me feel Miami! 2025 01:27:59,625 --> 01:28:02,875 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to New York's John F. Kennedy Airport. 2026 01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:06,291 For your continued safety and the safety of those around you, 2027 01:28:06,375 --> 01:28:08,666 please keep your seatbelt fastened� 2028 01:28:08,750 --> 01:28:11,541 �until the aircraft has come to a complete stop at the gate. 2029 01:28:12,291 --> 01:28:13,708 Sorry I wrecked your shit, 2030 01:28:13,791 --> 01:28:16,666 but I was able to save your hard drive and I made this for your little ass. 2031 01:28:16,750 --> 01:28:20,291 They call me Big Elly, Big Silly 2032 01:28:20,375 --> 01:28:22,250 Big Money, Big Willy� 2033 01:28:23,791 --> 01:28:25,083 This is good. 2034 01:28:26,250 --> 01:28:27,583 This is really good. 2035 01:28:30,666 --> 01:28:32,625 I need you all on the floor 2036 01:28:32,708 --> 01:28:34,333 Shut the door, no cap 2037 01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:41,958 We'll go all night Outta sight, dynamite, no cap� 2038 01:28:42,041 --> 01:28:45,166 - Where is he? - Uh, he just texted. He's almost here. 2039 01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:47,250 So, so, so, tell me no lies 2040 01:28:47,333 --> 01:28:49,083 Open up your eyes, hands to the sky 2041 01:28:49,166 --> 01:28:50,750 Uh-oh, why you so fine? 2042 01:28:50,833 --> 01:28:53,000 If you don't mind, baby Turn up the vibes 2043 01:29:00,333 --> 01:29:01,875 Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes 2044 01:29:01,958 --> 01:29:03,666 Turn up the vibes Turn up the vibes 2045 01:29:03,750 --> 01:29:05,750 Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes 2046 01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:07,541 Turn up the vibes Baby, turn up the vibes 2047 01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:09,333 Keep bussin' That three-piece bubble pack 2048 01:29:09,416 --> 01:29:11,208 Sweet tea Never with bass like Thundercat 2049 01:29:11,291 --> 01:29:13,333 Need someone like wifey Drippin' like Icee 2050 01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:14,708 Hot like light beam fire pack 2051 01:29:14,791 --> 01:29:17,000 Been a runner-up twice She don't really wanna sightsee 2052 01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:18,833 Show me somethin' nice And I'm comin' back 2053 01:29:18,916 --> 01:29:20,791 No hesi when it's time Steady on the line 2054 01:29:20,875 --> 01:29:22,916 - Shit. - See in my eyes I'm really lik� that 2055 01:29:24,916 --> 01:29:26,958 If you don't mind, turn up the vibe 2056 01:29:27,041 --> 01:29:29,083 - Go! - Aah! Hey. 2057 01:29:29,166 --> 01:29:30,166 Um, I� 2058 01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:32,625 I'll be quick, 'cause I know you're in a rush, right? 2059 01:29:32,708 --> 01:29:36,000 This past weekend, I got asked two of the most important questions of my life. 2060 01:29:36,083 --> 01:29:39,125 The first question was, "Do you love this woman?" 2061 01:29:40,916 --> 01:29:43,833 The second question, which I think is the most important question, was, 2062 01:29:43,916 --> 01:29:46,625 "Can you see yourself being with this woman for the rest of your life?" 2063 01:29:46,708 --> 01:29:48,500 And� 2064 01:29:48,583 --> 01:29:50,500 And that's when I realized that you are my life. 2065 01:29:51,250 --> 01:29:53,958 Right? Like, I mean, out of all the things I have in my life, 2066 01:29:54,041 --> 01:29:58,041 there's nothin' more important than you, which makes both of the answers "yes." 2067 01:29:58,708 --> 01:30:00,541 Like, both of my answers are yes. 2068 01:30:01,291 --> 01:30:06,125 Ain't that from that goddamn sleep number mattress quiz that went viral last year? 2069 01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:08,333 Okay, fair. Fair. 2070 01:30:08,416 --> 01:30:11,000 But that doesn't mean that what I'm sayin' isn't true. 2071 01:30:11,083 --> 01:30:13,708 Right? It doesn't make it not true because it's how I feel. 2072 01:30:13,791 --> 01:30:15,833 Okay, well, what about your pitch? 2073 01:30:15,916 --> 01:30:19,125 What about the goin' away with the fuckboys, the save-your-job thing? 2074 01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:21,625 Fuck that pitch. I'm not� I'm not worried about the pitch. 2075 01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,541 I'm missin' it right now. 2076 01:30:23,625 --> 01:30:26,583 I'm thinking about doin' something different. Startin' my own business. 2077 01:30:27,083 --> 01:30:28,958 You know, becoming my own boss. 2078 01:30:29,458 --> 01:30:31,500 And if I'm my own boss, that means I'm a CEO. 2079 01:30:31,583 --> 01:30:34,166 I can make my own rules. Relocate. 2080 01:30:35,041 --> 01:30:37,291 But that would just be to be closer to you. 2081 01:30:38,875 --> 01:30:41,000 I love you, and I'm sorry. 2082 01:30:44,208 --> 01:30:45,750 I don't wanna lose you. 2083 01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:51,041 I'm sorry. 2084 01:30:52,958 --> 01:30:53,875 Sorry. 2085 01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:57,333 Sorry. 2086 01:31:00,166 --> 01:31:01,916 - I love you. - Love you. 2087 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,041 I love you. 2088 01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:05,416 - Okay, shawty, what's happenin'? - Happenin' 2089 01:31:05,500 --> 01:31:07,541 - Girl, let's get this thing crackin' - Crackin' 2090 01:31:07,625 --> 01:31:09,291 - You just bend it on over - Over 2091 01:31:09,375 --> 01:31:11,041 I'll get behind and you make it wind 2092 01:31:11,125 --> 01:31:13,333 Jump in the line Shake your body on mine 2093 01:31:13,416 --> 01:31:14,750 Ba-dong-bong-bong� 2094 01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:16,750 You weren't kidding about this Miami thing, huh? 2095 01:31:16,833 --> 01:31:19,083 Oh, like I said, baby, we bonded. 2096 01:31:19,166 --> 01:31:20,500 Hey, y'all. Hey, how's it goin'? 2097 01:31:20,583 --> 01:31:21,583 - Hi. - Hi, good to see you. 2098 01:31:21,666 --> 01:31:25,208 So Barry wants to know if we wanna extend the campaign to mid-level markets. 2099 01:31:25,291 --> 01:31:28,250 - Hey, Joe, check it out. I'm in Miami! - Barry. 2100 01:31:28,333 --> 01:31:30,666 - Whoo! Wife and I got a weekend away. - No. Barry. 2101 01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:32,333 - We just bought some cocaine. - Bye, Barry. 2102 01:31:32,416 --> 01:31:33,958 I'm not doing that. We're at a wedding! 2103 01:31:34,041 --> 01:31:36,083 - Yeah. - We're not working! I'm with my fiancee. 2104 01:31:36,166 --> 01:31:38,041 - I know. Beautiful. - Right? Okay. 2105 01:31:38,125 --> 01:31:40,250 I understand you brought in the Unlimited campaign, 2106 01:31:40,333 --> 01:31:42,250 which is why I hired you, but I will fire you. 2107 01:31:42,333 --> 01:31:43,333 - Oh. - 'Cause I'm your boss. 2108 01:31:43,416 --> 01:31:44,708 - And it's my company. - Right. 2109 01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:47,083 - I will fire you. - True. Okay, yeah. Thank you, unc. 2110 01:31:47,166 --> 01:31:48,416 - Okay. - Old! 2111 01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:50,375 "Unc"? 2112 01:31:50,458 --> 01:31:52,708 You really made a big impact with these boys. 2113 01:31:52,791 --> 01:31:55,916 Well, that's what I do. I think I make a big impact on anyone I meet. 2114 01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:58,666 But, honestly, they make a better and bigger impact on me. 2115 01:31:58,750 --> 01:32:01,125 - Mm-hmm. - Yes. Good kids. 2116 01:32:01,625 --> 01:32:03,041 Hi, lovely lady. 2117 01:32:03,125 --> 01:32:05,541 - I'm gonna steal him for two seconds. - Have at it. 2118 01:32:05,625 --> 01:32:06,833 - Hold on. - I'll return him. 2119 01:32:06,916 --> 01:32:08,416 Hey. Look, don't take me away. 2120 01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:11,000 - Watch yourself! Who's calling my phone? - Boys, let's go. 2121 01:32:11,083 --> 01:32:12,958 - You supposed to be out. - Yeah! 2122 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:14,791 - Come on. - All right. 2123 01:32:14,875 --> 01:32:16,041 Uh� Okay, okay. 2124 01:32:16,125 --> 01:32:18,791 - Wait, shots. - Whoa! 2125 01:32:18,875 --> 01:32:20,750 - Yes, please. - I'm gonna say it. 2126 01:32:20,833 --> 01:32:22,750 - Uh� - Mmm. Emotional check-in time. 2127 01:32:22,833 --> 01:32:24,375 - Oh! - Ooh! 2128 01:32:24,458 --> 01:32:25,750 - Okay! - Oh! 2129 01:32:25,833 --> 01:32:27,375 - I'll start. I got you. - You're starting? 2130 01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:29,458 I feel married. 2131 01:32:29,541 --> 01:32:30,750 Whoo! 2132 01:32:30,833 --> 01:32:31,833 - Hey! Okay. - Yeah. 2133 01:32:31,916 --> 01:32:34,875 Hey, uh� I feel like I'm, uh, 2134 01:32:34,958 --> 01:32:35,833 employed. 2135 01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:37,125 For now. 2136 01:32:37,208 --> 01:32:38,875 - Okay. Okay, for now. - Finally! 2137 01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:40,291 I feel� 2138 01:32:40,875 --> 01:32:42,041 out of my slump. 2139 01:32:42,125 --> 01:32:43,791 Yeah, that's big. 2140 01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:44,791 That's real big. 2141 01:32:44,875 --> 01:32:46,791 - I feel married, really. - Why? 2142 01:32:46,875 --> 01:32:49,250 'Cause when he get married, I felt the energy of the marriage, 2143 01:32:49,333 --> 01:32:50,458 and I wanna get married too. 2144 01:32:50,541 --> 01:32:51,958 - Right! That's good. - Yeah! 2145 01:32:52,041 --> 01:32:53,125 Um� 2146 01:32:54,166 --> 01:32:55,291 I feel� 2147 01:32:55,375 --> 01:32:59,125 Shake, shake, shake, senora Shake it left and right, right� 2148 01:32:59,208 --> 01:33:01,291 �like I'm going to be planning a bachelor party soon. 2149 01:33:01,375 --> 01:33:05,000 Whoa! 2150 01:33:07,625 --> 01:33:09,791 - My girl got a big old booty - Yeah 2151 01:33:09,875 --> 01:33:11,541 - Your girl got little booty - Oh no 2152 01:33:11,625 --> 01:33:13,541 - My girl got a big old booty - Yeah 2153 01:33:13,625 --> 01:33:15,833 - Your girl got little booty, oh no - Baby got back 2154 01:33:17,291 --> 01:33:18,666 Oh no. 2155 01:33:19,166 --> 01:33:20,625 Oh no� 2156 01:33:23,041 --> 01:33:25,541 Old-fashioned. Come on! Yeah! 2157 01:33:26,333 --> 01:33:28,416 Kevin slapped me for real, y'all. 2158 01:33:28,500 --> 01:33:29,583 - Hands on your head! - No! 2159 01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:31,791 Everybody going to jail. Three hots and a cot. 2160 01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:35,083 - No, it should be no jail time... - Bunk beds. Oodles of noodles. 2161 01:33:35,166 --> 01:33:37,458 Honeybuns. Human traffickin'. 2162 01:33:37,958 --> 01:33:39,541 You 'bout to be somebody li'I bitch! 2163 01:33:39,625 --> 01:33:41,041 What do you do? Do you do, like, the� 2164 01:33:41,125 --> 01:33:42,958 the eyes and the voice? 2165 01:33:43,041 --> 01:33:45,500 Like� "Ooh! Waah-aah�" 2166 01:33:45,583 --> 01:33:47,083 "Ooh�" 2167 01:33:48,375 --> 01:33:50,375 He can't do that. He can't do that shit. 2168 01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:52,458 - Don't do that to me. Fuck. - Come on! 2169 01:33:52,541 --> 01:33:55,708 She didn't even cheat on me, you know? It was an emotional affair. 2170 01:33:55,791 --> 01:33:57,375 But she fucked another guy. 2171 01:33:57,458 --> 01:33:59,500 Like, she put her dick� Oh, let me� 2172 01:34:00,541 --> 01:34:01,625 But that's not enough. 2173 01:34:01,708 --> 01:34:04,208 - Now you throw the real coat on. - You're not gonna drink both. 2174 01:34:04,291 --> 01:34:06,708 No, you got to do it. No, you gotta bang both. Bang both� 2175 01:34:06,791 --> 01:34:08,458 No� 2176 01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:12,791 You gotta bang 'em both, brother. 2177 01:34:12,875 --> 01:34:14,208 I'm saying you� you look good. 2178 01:34:14,291 --> 01:34:16,000 - You too. - Thank you. 2179 01:34:16,083 --> 01:34:18,708 You're like a flamingo. That's my favorite bird. 2180 01:34:18,791 --> 01:34:21,208 - Okay. Okay. - Fluorescent bird. See a bird like that? 2181 01:34:21,291 --> 01:34:24,833 Freshman, I really don't like bein' stuck talkin' to you for long periods of time. 2182 01:34:24,916 --> 01:34:25,791 Why? 2183 01:34:27,541 --> 01:34:29,125 - Grab a dick. - Grab a what? 2184 01:34:29,208 --> 01:34:31,208 - Grab a dick! - Why are they still hard? 2185 01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:34,625 - I feel mine's on the smaller side. - You don't get to pick your dick, man. 2186 01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:36,708 - Your dick chooses you. - That's how it is, man. 2187 01:34:37,250 --> 01:34:41,916 El Rey de Miami. 2188 01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:43,083 Hmm? 2189 01:34:45,541 --> 01:34:47,291 - Ooh! Come on, grind up on me. - No. 2190 01:34:47,375 --> 01:34:49,375 - Slip it in. - No� No, you don't slip nothin'... 2191 01:34:49,458 --> 01:34:51,458 - Oh, my God, it's going in. - No, that� No, it's not. 2192 01:34:51,541 --> 01:34:52,625 - Aah! - That... 2193 01:34:52,708 --> 01:34:53,791 - Huh? - That's enough. 2194 01:34:53,875 --> 01:34:55,708 - Okay. Let... - That was good. Let's do it again. 2195 01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:58,041 - What was good? Nothin' happened. - Kiddin'. Wanna blow job? 2196 01:34:58,125 --> 01:34:59,458 I use teeth, but they're soft. 2197 01:34:59,541 --> 01:35:01,291 What the f� No! 2198 01:35:06,083 --> 01:35:07,458 Yakuza man! 2199 01:35:10,625 --> 01:35:13,208 I'm sorry. I got it. I got it. 2200 01:35:15,125 --> 01:35:17,375 - Ricardo Montana! - Ricardo Montana! 2201 01:35:17,458 --> 01:35:19,250 Ricar... 2202 01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,250 Montana! Yaah! 2203 01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:28,125 What was that? 2204 01:35:28,208 --> 01:35:30,625 - He didn't even try. - I am trying. 2205 01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:33,625 Been watching him practice for two hours. 2206 01:35:34,125 --> 01:35:37,000 He just threw it out the window soon as it came to him. 2207 01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,833 No, but we wanna see you hop into the car. 2208 01:35:41,708 --> 01:35:43,458 Come on, jump in the Jeep, Joe. 2209 01:35:43,541 --> 01:35:44,458 Need a little boost? 2210 01:35:44,541 --> 01:35:45,958 Come on, hop in the car. 2211 01:35:46,041 --> 01:35:48,291 There you go! 2212 01:35:49,333 --> 01:35:50,333 Oh!